Monthly Archives: February 2012

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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The XKR-S offers Maserati-level performance for tens of thousands less (about $132k).

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Blocking Ian’s shot of something.

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The Jaguar XF.

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As it ages, the XK convertible continues to be modern and beautiful.

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Dogs and groceries go here.

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Beautiful wood

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The XF.

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My dream sedan, the Jaguar XJL.

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Stunning door panels with generous wood.

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Contrasting piping on soft leather.

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Wood from ear to ear. A jeweled touch-sensitive button for opening the glove box.

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Soft stitched leather on every surface.

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Lighted storage slot

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Black felt material sandwiched between the window and door. An outstanding detail.

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The styling of the rear end, primarily the trunklid and tail lights, needs a little bit of work. It’s a minor flaw on an outstanding shape.

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Over to Hyundai

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The headlights of the Genesis sedan.

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The interior of the Genesis is aging well.

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Back seat of the Equus

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The new Azera. This car struggles to find its place in the market.

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Azera’s back seat looks reasonable.

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The interior is fine, quite nice in most areas.

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Hyundai Veloster turbo. The back seat was NOT comfortable for me, but no one is really expected to ride back there anyway.

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McLaren MP4-12C.
0-124mph in 8.9 seconds.
$230,000

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It averages 18mpg, in case you cared.

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That’s my brother, me, and Marvin from left to right.

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Maserati Grancabrio, one of the most beautiful convertibles in production. Like a Rolls Royce, you can order almost every piece of the interior in whatever color you want.

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$130,000.

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Maserati Granturismo

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$123,000

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Designed by Pininfarina.

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The 2012 Aston Martin Rapide. Possibly the most beautiful thing with four doors ever made.

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Another Aston

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Maserati Quattroporte

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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The NSX.
That picture is all we got in Chicago.

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New Civic-based Acura ILX.

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I meant to take a picture of the new toned-down nose, but the model caught my attention. Acura’s display was mostly ignored.

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The ZDX, among the worst-selling non-exotic cars in America.

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Lexus LFA. $400,000.

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Mid-engine, rear-drive.

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4.8L V10
552hp
9000rpm redline

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0-60 in 3.6 seconds

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Under 3300lbs
203mph top speed

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I can’t help not caring, and I can’t afford one anyway.

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The LF-LC is supposed to represent the next generation of Lexus body and interior design.

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That nose is hideous.

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Though a bit girly, the IS convertible is pleasant to look at.

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The LS460’s interior has nice materials but it doesn’t feel as tightly assembled as the Hyundai Equus.

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I don’t care for this extra pad of leather that goes up to the top of the door panel. It looks like an afterthought.

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Overall, its nice, but doesn’t feel special like the A8 and S-class.

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The Range Rover Evoque is my affordable new-car lust object.

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The center stack is inspired by the Jaguar XF.

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The rear space of the four-door version of the Evoque is perfectly usable with nice forward visibility.

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I didnt understand why people kept reaching inside the wheels and underneath this Evoque.

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Is there a baby down there?

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The two-door Evoque.

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Inside the 2013 Range Rover. It now has an LCD cluster.

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Inside the 2013 Range Rover.

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Inside the 2013 Range Rover.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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The S60 is a strong seller for Volvo.

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Volvo’s new “Concept You”

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It bears the shape of a tube, broken up by exaggerated wheel arches.

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Frosted tail lights.

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There’s some Audi A7 in the rear styling.

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Incredible furniture. Look at how the seats float, leaving the floor open underneath. Back seat passengers are cocooned between thick side bolsters.

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Beautiful wood trim.

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Is that a flux capacitor between the rear seats?

If Volvo can put elements of this interior into production, they’ll stick around.

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The Lincoln MKS.

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It was the 1960s in here, in a good way, except for the cars. The Lincoln display area was busy, mostly because they had nice couches. Few people cared for the cars.

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This motorized display shrank and grew.

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Oooh, ahhh. Still not caring about the cars.

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Audi TT RS. A stunning little hatchback.

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Audi RS5 Coupe. 450hp, 174mph, Quattro all wheel drive, 0-60 in 4.6 seconds.
It’ll cost you around $100,000.

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R8 Spyder

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The stunning A8 sedan.

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You can launch nuclear weapons from the back seat.

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Beautiful suede headliner inspired by Gulfstream jets.

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Note the rear seat controls on the side of the rear center console.

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Wood, leather, suede, and aluminum. It’s almost too many kinds of materials.

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GREEN MAN! http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=mergler/091022

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Audi A7 four-door hatchback.

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A5 convertible

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Nice convertible alternative to the BMW 3-series.

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Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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Here’s the Holden/Pontiac G8-based Caprice. It’s available only to police fleets. Last year they sold 92.

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This fleet-only Captiva, a mildly warmed over Saturn Vue, was on the show floor for some reason. Maybe GM expected some purchasing agents from Enterprise to be in attendance? The doors were also locked.

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The new GMC Acadia looks fantastic. Why? Because it looks like the discontinued Saturn Outlook. The wheels and lighting details are unique to GMC.

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Like the Saturn Outlook, the new 2013 Acadia’s interior is more civilized and less truck-like.

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Acadia Denalis will receive this grille that looks like a cheese grater.

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GM hybrid display.

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The Buick Verano. I saw this last year at the Phoenix show. My impressions haven’t changed. It’s a good-looking, well-made compact car. The problem is, compared to a midsize car from Hyundai, Kia, Toyota, or even Chevrolet, it’s hard to call it a bargain. Buick isn’t quite a luxury brand, so charging $23k-$29k for a front-wheel drive compact car may be a challenge. The Verano isn’t expected to be as sporty as Acura’s TSX and ILX either, but it does have less controversial styling.

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Nice mocha and cream interior.

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A center stack with too many flat buttons.

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Verano looks sharp in red.

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This is the Buick Enclave. It hasn’t changed, and its as nice to look at as it was when it debuted here five years ago.

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Corvette ZL1

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It eats Italians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Corvette Gran Sport convertible.

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ZL1’s spoiler.

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Buick Regal

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The wood trim has a nice pattern but up close feels a bit cheap and plasticky.

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Nicely shaped seats, attractive brown and white colors, quality materials.

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The problem with this center stack is that the text is in small print and the flat shape makes it hard to feel around for specific functions.

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The Chevy Sonic is tall and short.

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The Spark is even smaller.

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The gigantic headlights look like they want to bleed into the doors.

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This Chevy TRU 140S has a terrible name, but it looks nice.

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The idea is to bring high-end styling to a $25,000 Cruze-based compact car.

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I think I like it.

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The Volt had a display area all to itself. You could register for an outdoor test drive on Chicago’s streets. Note the garden decor.

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That’s real foliage.

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Volt drivetrain.

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It’s brilliant technology. I hope they sell more.

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The new 2013 Malibu is attractive.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 3: Mercedes-Benz

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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We stopped at a Robinson’s barbecue stand next to Mercedes-Benz for some sandwiches. This is basically a McRib without a pickle or onion.

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The new Mercedes-Benz CL coupe looks too much like a mid-90s Acura CL:
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Other than the nicely curved roofline, the CL’s shape is somewhat bland and Japanese-looking.

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The latest SL is a head turner, especially in matte gray paint.
I apologize again for my blurry photos.

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The new taillights are a bit sleeker than the 2003-2008 R230. The whole shape looks a bit lower and longer.

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The fender vents have changed and look more purposeful than the rounded-off squares that adorned the sides of the last generation SL:
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The nose adopts Mercedes-Benz’s new aggressive design language but the headlights feel a bit out of place. The inside corners of the lights should have been extended forward to follow the angle of the grille.

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The chrome vents are a bit loud, but the interior looks to be of high quality materials.

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Inside the S-class, the world’s most desired and most popular full size luxury car.

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It was one of the first cars to adopt a color LCD gauge cluster.

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Here’s the new SLK featuring MB’s new SLS-inspired design language. The inside edge of the headlights are extended forward to meet the grille (unlike the SL), and it looks fantastic.

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The SLK’s interior is much improved with high-quality materials throughout. It no longer feels like an SL for poor people.

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More of the CL, this one with an AMG powertrain and matte white paint.

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The stunning new SLS convertible. It does away with gullwing doors in favor of a sleeker shape.

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This car was built on the platform that was supposed to be shared with the next-generation Viper.

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Monster brakes, 15.83” carbon ceramic discs with 6-piston aluminum calipers. The brake upgrade is $14,000.

563hp, 479lb-ft
0-60 in 3.7 seconds

The SLS roadster starts at $196,000.

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The black door stitching is L-shaped. Nice detail.

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Here’s a passenger van based on the Sprinter. It’s a van.

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Every year, the G-class makes an appearance. Every year, it draws in a crowd. This truck has been in production for more than three decades.

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The interior, with its short dashboard and strange ergonomics (note the cupholder mounted near the passenger’s left leg), is beginning to show its age.

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Beautiful white stitching, soft materials. I’d be proud to own one.

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The E-class wagon is impressive, with large, rectangular seats shaped in a way that reminds me of the old W124.

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The 516 horsepower AMG E63 wagon begins at around $90,000. That’s a pretty exhilarating way to carry your dog around.

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The GL, the SUV my mom wanted but decided against, carries on with its aging interior and technology.

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The E-class sedan, which starts at $57k, hasn’t been this strikingly pretty since the W124:
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The Logic 7 sound system creates a beautiful soundstage. Controls are reasonably simple thanks to a joystick mounted in front of the arm rest. Materials feel expensive and well-made.

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The E-class convertible is actually based on the C-class, replacing the CLK.

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Are those speakers? I think they are.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge, Fiat
9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 2: Cadillac

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
Part 7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
Part 8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge
Part 9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
Part 10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
Part 11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

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Lincoln’s display grabbed the most attention. The caged area looked like the inside of a government building from the 1960s.

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Unfortunately, no one cared about the newly refreshed Lincoln MKS. Even the models looked bored.

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We wandered over to Cadillac. The Ciel concept was present and absolutely stole the show.

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WOW

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Wood procured from a 300 year-old tree that had fallen in Pennsylvania.

“Christine located what seemed like a prime candidate—a very rare, 300-year-old olive tree that had fallen in a storm in its native Naples, Italy—at Hearne Hardwoods in Oxford, PA, a wood yard outside of Philadelphia. Rick Hearne worked with Christine to find the perfect tree, and fortunately this one had already been dried in a kiln and been sequenced. Fortunately, the designers loved the Italian olive wood’s rich grain and markings, and the team set to work.”

More details on the Ciel’s wood trim: http://www.coolhunting.com/design/cadillac-ciel-o.php

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Our model and presenter, an acquaintance of Marvin’s, was knowledgeable and eloquent. Nice heels too.

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The shape of the tail lights recalls past designs by GM legend Bill Mitchell.

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Honestly, I could have gone home after seeing the Cadillac Ciel and been completely satisfied with the show. Hopefully these design elements find their way into the Omega-based flagship sedan coming to Cadillac.

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The ATS, which has a tendency to look a bit tall and plain in photos, is beautiful and well-proportioned in person.

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The rear end looks lower and leaner thanks to multi-tiered horizontal sculpting. The CHMSL/third brake light sits on a separate shelf, forming an LED spoiler. The license plate surrounded is accented by a tasteful piece of chrome that includes the classic Cadillac script. The exhaust outlets are a nice touch as well, with a honeycomb pattern on each side that emulates Italian exotics.

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The back seat is small, likely on par with the BMW 3-series. Cadillac said its benchmark for performance and design was the E46 3-series, BMW’s sporty entry-level car produced from late 1998 to 2006.

The rear doors are enormous compared to the size of the back seat opening. The rear seatbacks are placed far backward to maximize legroom, creating a cocoon-like effect. I suspect ingress and egress may be a problem (or maybe not depending on step-in height). The back seats of entry-level sport sedans are rarely used anyway.

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In GM’s initial photos, the nose of the ATS looked bland and characterless, like Art and Science had given way to Derivation and Political Correctness. Fortunately, in the flesh, the ATS’s V-pointed nose, swept back headlights, and horizontal chrome grille give an impression of power and prestige. It’s Art and Science with less vulgarity.

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Gary is dead set on buying a CTS for his next car. The problem is, his pristine 2001 Seville might last forever.

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Contrasting with the stunning Ciel and impressive ATS was this miserable looking turd, the Cadillac XTS.

This V6-powered car isn’t meant to be Cadillac’s flagship, but it could be a modest competitor to the Lexus ES and Acura TL and RL. Unfortunately, this long sedan rides on the Buick Lacrosse’s much shorter wheelbase resulting in awkward proportions that make the XTS look tall, narrow, and confused about its identity.

There is no V-series XTS planned, but a turbocharged 3.6L version may arrive in late 2014.

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The exhaust outlets are a nice touch. What this car lacks in overall appeal it does try to make up for in details.

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From where I stood, the interior appeared to feature quality materials and the back seat looked sufficient. Rear leg room is about an inch shorter than the outgoing Cadillac DTS.

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These polished aluminum wheels are actually quite elegant.

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The shape of the door panels, seats, and dashboard look futuristic while retaining traditional warmth. Unfortunately, the LCD-based instrument cluster appears to have very poor contrast. Maybe it will look better from the driver’s point of view.

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This XTS Platinum’s grill is garish, vulgar, and distasteful.
The distance from the hood to the top of the front wheels appears to be a mile long, a displeasing design trait typically seen on economy cars due to packaging necessities. It loosely takes on the shape of an elongated Chevy Aveo.
I despise this car but I can breathe easy knowing that it’s merely a placeholder. Cadillac can do better, and it will.

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Cadillac’s color palette.

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Escalade

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Cadillac’s CUE infotainment system.

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Again, the contrast on the LCD looks poor. It may look better from head-on.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
Part 7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
Part 8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge
Part 9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
Part 10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
Part 11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

2012 Chicago Auto Show Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza

It’s that time of year again, a Chicago tradition that was initiated in 2008. A dozen or more of us Cadillac owners convene from around the country, eat a lot, drink a lot, and turn our feet into mush at McCormick Place, the convention hall hosting America’s largest annual auto show.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
Part 7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
Part 8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge
Part 9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
Part 10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
Part 11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion

The worst part of the weekend, aside from Chicago trolls and traffic, is the 6-hour drive up I-55, a desolate stretch of Illinois nothingness with an annoyingly low 65mph speed limit.

Omnipresent law enforcement take the joy out of I-55’s flat, wide pavement, and heavy snow and wind pose a traction challenge, so the four of us naturally chose to travel in Chris’s all-wheel-drive Subaru, a 2011 Legacy 2.5 he bought last year.

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The weather was fine when we left, but as we headed north of Springfield, light rain turned into snow, made worse by 40mph wind gusts.

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There’s real room for four people, especially in the back. On a long journey that would be as dull in a Corolla as it would be in a Viper, comfort is paramount.

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On his daily commute Chris was averaging just under 32 mpg, a very reasonable number considering I-270’s stop and go traffic. Unfortunately, as the wind picked up, fuel economy fell significantly.

The 170hp Boxer 2.5, paired to a CVT, isn’t exactly a screamer, but thanks to the Legacy’s reasonable weight (3380lbs), it moves with reasonable assertion. Subaru’s paddle-shifted CVT adequately simulates a standard automatic and mostly avoids the monotonous drone typically presented by continuously variable transmissions. I generally hate the way CVTs behave but if I had to like one, this might be it.

Thanks to the CVT, the Legacy achieves as much as 35mpg on the highway.

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I just recently sold my 2001 Cadillac Seville, equipped with electronic road-sensing suspension. The Legacy comes remarkably close to duplicating the Seville’s ride comfort, remaining steady while dialing out imperfections from Illinois’ poorly maintained highway infrastructure.

The compromise is significant body roll in hard cornering, but thanks to grippy tires and all wheel drive, the Legacy stays firmly planted. Think of it less as a handling flaw and more of a physical indicator of cornering G-forces — it certainly doesn’t detract from the Legacy’s enjoyment. Wind noise at 70mph is pleasingly absent.

Additionally, the Legacy’s interior is well made, even here in the base model 2.5 CVT. Interior pieces are tightly assembled and feel durable. The top of the dashboard is made of hard plastic, but it feels thick and sturdy.

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Passing the time with Rebecca Black.
The Legacy’s base sound system isn’t too shabby, much better than the base system in the Impreza. It’s powerful if not particularly bright and clear. A Harman Kardon system is optional.

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Amtrak, subsidized by the state of Illinois, is dirt cheap when tickets go on sale ($25), and you can put your feet up and doze off.

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For the first time in recorded history, my group arrived EARLY. I harassed my brother into leaving Columbia MO and getting to St Louis on time so we wouldn’t miss dinner. Kathleen selected Lou Malnati’s in Schaumburg.

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Kathleen was the next to show up. Then Mike, Bill, and Marvin showed up a few minutes later. Bill lives in town; Marvin and Mike took a rented a Town Car from St Louis (Mike started in Arkansas).

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And then Gary, James, his wife Michelle, and Danielle arrived along with Sal, Larry, John, and Todd.

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The crust was buttery and crisp, easier to eat than Giordano’s with more flavor.

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The food was outstanding. A great pick by Kathleen.

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After dinner we drove to our hotel to check in, a Hyatt Regency located in Schaumburg IL.

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We stayed here in 2011 (Priceline). This year it was $52/night including tax. That’s cheaper than what I sometimes pay for Motel 6!

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Our crappy hotel bartender from last year wasn’t there, thankfully. The older gentleman who served us poured pleasingly strong drinks.

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I don’t know what the deal is with me or my camera this year, but a lot of the pictures turned out poorly. Maybe I need to be more patient.

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After a night of heavy drinking I woke up, cleared the crust from my eyes, and looked out to see a glorious Ikea off in the distance.

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Chris’s salt-encrusted car looked like an elephant sexually released itself on it.

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At least Chicago and ILDOT cleared the roads quickly.

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On I-90 to downtown Chicago we encountered a Saturday afternoon traffic jam.

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Oh, that explains it.

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Damn.

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DAMN!

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Holy crap!

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As we passed the fire we could feel the scorching heat inside our climate-controlled car.

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Fire trucks slowly en route.

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The signs on I-90 told us to exit on Ohio St to access parking for McCormick Place. We ended up wasting half an hour in downtown traffic trying to get to Lake Shore Drive.

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A snapshot of our 31st Street parking zone.

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Thank goodness for this disgusting booth. It kept the wind from knocking us over.

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A shuttle picked us up and drove us to the convention center.

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So we wouldn’t forget where to find the shuttle.

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Quite a crowd today.

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Fountains, which happened to not be shooting when I snapped this photo.

Part 1: 2011 Subaru Legacy 2.5, Deep Dish Pizza
Part 2: Cadillac
Part 3: Mercedes-Benz
Part 4: Chevrolet, GMC, Buick
Part 5: Volvo, Lincoln, Audi, The Green Man!
Part 6: Acura, Lexus, Land Rover
Part 7: Jaguar, Hyundai, Maserati, Aston-Martin, McLaren
Part 8: Ford, Honda, Chrysler, Jeep, Dodge
Part 9: Nissan, Mazda, Subaru, Suzuki, Kia
Part 10: Lamborghini, Classics, Retail Booths, Army, Scion, Volkswagen
Part 11: Greek Dinner, Portillo’s, Ikea, Conclusion


Review: 2001 Honda Accord Coupe, St Louis to Denver Road Trip

Most road trips are enjoyable but St Louis to Denver in January was painful, a challenge to my body (fatigue), my mind (boredom), and the limited traction of a 2001 Honda Accord V6 coupe on aging tires.

My stepsister was moving to Colorado so we packed up two vehicles with luggage and boxes: my stepbrother’s Honda and my stepdad’s 2004 Lexus LX470. My mom, stepdad, and stepsister rode in the Lexus while I took turns driving the Honda with my friend Ian.

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The four-seat Accord was loaded to the ceiling with boxes and bags, leaving little room for us to recline.

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“Hold on! I think I see a square inch of extra room!”

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This was, in my humble opinion, the last genuinely pretty Accord coupe. It’s horizontal tail lights paid homage to the exotic Acura NSX while the rest of the body was sleek, angular, and straight.

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We finally got out the door at 10pm, embarking on an 850-mile, 13-hour drive.

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This Accord was purchased three years ago at Plaza Motors with around 70,000 miles. Unfortunately, the head gaskets failed a couple months ago. A Honda dealer in Denver quoted $4000 for a new engine. Instead, we had it towed back to Missouri to our preferred shop, A to Z Auto on Watson Road, where the repairs were performed for significantly less.

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There isn’t a whole lot of difference between this and the Acura CL coupe. The CL had a 5-speed automatic that was prone to failure while the Accord retains Honda’s 4-speed auto. Ergonomics and controls are nearly identical to the CL with logically placed automatic climate controls and a factory CD changer that sounds, believe it or not, a bit nicer than the Bose system in the CL (the 2001 CL I drove years ago was not equipped with a subwoofer).

The CL has a nicer interior with softer materials, wood trim, and higher quality leather as well as more interesting wheels, Xenon lamps, heated seats, and a more ornate gauge cluster. Otherwise, the suspension was basically the same. The less reliable 5-speed in the CL did feel a bit nicer with crisper shifts and, as a result of having one more gear, offered slightly better fuel economy and acceleration.

The 01-03 CL also delivers 225hp from a 3.2L V6 compared to the 1998-2001 Accord’s 3.0L with 200hp. The Accord, however, is 140lbs lighter.

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One interior design feature I dislike is the gigantic cubby hole underneath the radio. Anything you place in there requires quite a reach to retrieve. Otherwise, the two cupholders are logically placed and the seats offer excellent side bolstering.

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We stopped at a gas station where I bought some gummy bottles. Candy that tastes like cola is… strange. Chewing is a great to stay alert.

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For the first half of our trip, we averaged 28.5 mpg in pouring rain and light winds. Not bad for 70 mph.

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At a rest area in Missouri off I-70.

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Snow fell heavily as we approached central Kansas. The Accord’s steering was seriously lacking in feedback. While I appreciated the electric-like V6, silky transmission, and smooth ride, I needed to know more about what was going on underneath.

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For a while, we were stuck doing 30mph behind some plows.

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This Sara Lee bread truck was quite eager to pass me. Apparently, someone in Colorado needs their bread, safety be damned.

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Eventually, I got to a point where it was pitch black, the road was covered in several inches of snow, and I was left to create the path (it got worse than the picture above depicts) with my well-aged General Altimax summer tires in a midsized Honda.

Once in a while the car would lose traction and squirm thanks to the cargo weighing down the rear, and without additional steering feedback it was hard to safely manage throttle input. I relied on my eyes in the darkness rather than the feel of the pavement through my hands and feet.

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At dawn the road was sparse and completely empty. I was alone on the interstate. I-70 was closed in Goodland KS a couple hours ahead but my parents insisted that we keep driving. I was dead tired and inclined to find a motel room and sleep.

But I carried on.

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Signs along the way warned that hotels in Goodland were full and I-70 was going to be closed without any indication of when it may open.

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The closed interstate onramp at Goodland KS.

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We kept driving anyway.

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This was worse than falling snow. It was packed down like a sheet of ice.

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Around 8am we finally arrived in Goodland KS where gates were lowered to prevent access to the highway.

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We topped off and checked our fuel economy. My varying throttle application in the snow reduced our fuel consumption to 22.3 mpg.

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Gas station chicken strips. Tastes better than I expected.

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Minutes after eating they reopened I-70.

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This guy was probably trolling the interstate for frozen corpses of unfortunate drivers.

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Stopped for a Sunkist orange soda (caffeine!) and a magnet.

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We finally arrived at my stepbrother’s house in Boulder. This three-legged fellow greeted us. I love this dog.

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WHAT’S UP, BRO.

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We spent several minutes outside shoveling snow in front of his house. The neighborhood hadn’t been cleared at all. Frustrated and unable to find a place for the car, I plowed it into a huge snow berm and climbed out. Eventually, after some shoveling, the Honda was freed.

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We spent the rest of the morning and afternoon finding my stepsister an apartment. The views here are incredible. Unfortunately for her, she got a cheaper place closer to Denver rather than this one.

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Finally at around 7pm we checked into a Mariott in Broomfield CO.

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Came with a kitchenette.

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All clean.

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We split a pizza, watched some TV, and dozed off. I was absolutely exhausted.

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The next morning we went to Q’s Restaurant in Boulder for breakfast. I ordered a juice mix.

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Ian got an omelet.

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I ordered chicken and waffles. IT BLEW MY MIND. The chicken-fried chicken was super tender, covered in sausage gravy with slices of sausage within. The waffle was crisp outside and soft and warm inside. Even the scrambled eggs were creamy and light.
Absolute perfection.
http://qsboulder.com/

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We gave my stepbrother back his car the following day. From the back seat I noticed the careful and detailed stitching on the seats. Honda put together an interior that could arguably pass for being a Cadillac Eldorado or Lincoln Mark VIII.

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For lunch I got to try this place for the first time, Jersey Mike’s.

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I have to say, it was excellent. I ordered the Snooki special. Instead of hepatitis and herpes I received a hearty sandwich. I can’t remember what was in it, but it was so good I ate half of my mom’s order.

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We finally found my stepsister an apartment and after hours of unloading cargo and assembling new furniture, we hit the road around 10pm.

I don’t know how my mom and stepdad manage to stay so awake and alert on these long-distance drives. Note the mileage on the ’04 Lexus, 333,347. He’s aiming for a million miles.

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We arrived at a Cracker Barrel in Columbia MO for breakfast. My face was covered in grease from a lack of sleep and my eyes were heavy — I have trouble falling asleep upright whether its a chair, car, or airplane.

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My first time here. Cracker Barrel was selling rocking chairs out front. A country-style gift shop was attached to the restaurant. I ordered “Grandpa’s Country Fried Breakfast.” I don’t think “Grandpa” lived long eating chicken-fried steak, but I certainly enjoyed it.

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The hash browns are served as a delicious casserole. I ordered eggs overeasy.

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Bonus: A pile of biscuits and a bowl of country gravy deep enough to swim in.

After that meal, I finally managed to get a few minutes of sleep.

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Now, let’s talk about the Honda:

Ride: 9/10 — Smooth and stable. Zero complaints. The Accord dominates the highway.

Style: 9.1/10 — The wedge-shaped body has aged well:
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The low nose and long rear deck slightly resemble the [legendary] Acura Legend Coupe from the early 90s, giving the two-door Accord an upscale look.

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The tail lights should look familiar to Honda enthusiasts, adopting their shape from the exotic Acura NSX.

Powertrain: 7.8/10 — I wish the shifts were crisper. The V6 engine is almost too quiet. Otherwise, it was silky and effortless, Lexus-like in the way power was delivered. That level of refinement unfortunately detracts from what could be an exciting powertrain.
Expect 3.0L V6 4-speed 0-60 times in a little over 7 seconds.
You’ll be surprised to learn that fuel economy for the automatic VTEC 150hp I4 is 23/30 while the 200hp VTEC V6 is 20/28. The difference in fuel consumption is minor. There was also a 135hp I4 available in base models. Avoid it.

Braking: 8/10 — Predictable and easy to modulate.

Steering/Handling: 7.5/10 – It’s hard to fault a car’s handling when the tires are overdue for replacement. These General Altimax tires had soft sidewalls and one was leaking air while another had a small bulge. A couple weeks after we finished this trip one of the tires blew.
Most say that steering in the 6th generation accord is a bit numb, which was the case for me. Otherwise, it corners reasonably well.

Audio/Accessories: 8/10 — You get automatic climate controls and a powerful stereo. As long as you leave the bass and treble settings in the middle, you’ll find that it’s unexpectedly loud and clear. You’ll have to upgrade to the Acura CL for HID headlamps, heated seats, Bose audio (which I would argue is a step down) and wood trim.

Interior: 8.8/10 — Materials are pleasing to touch and nice to look at and assembly quality is excellent. Even the back had padded surfaces and supportive seat cushions. Panel gaps are razor thin and stitching on the leather seats is precise and exudes quality.
The storage cubby under the radio is less like a compartment, more like a bottomless hole. There’s plenty of leg and head room for tall people in the front or back.

Comfort: 9/10 – Heavy side bolsters and adjustable lumbar support make long journeys easy. Automatic climate controls work exceptionally well with typical Honda logic and ergonomics.

Quality/Reliability: 8/10 — V6 head gaskets and cooling systems are an uncommon but still noteworthy issue around 100k and the automatic transmissions aren’t exactly faultless. Keep the fluid fresh and use Honda’s ATF. A friction modifier like Lubeguard may be a good idea. Join a Honda forum or ask an expert for more details.
The overall build quality of the car, otherwise, is outstanding. It feels like a premium car and if I told you it was an Acura or Lexus there’s no reason you would doubt me.

Overall Value: 8.5/10 — My suggestion is to get one with a manual transmission. The automatic is a bit mushy.

VERDICT: Buy one for your kid or use it for economical commuting. Accords are safe, practical, cheap to own, easy to service, cheap to insure, and attractive. Unfortunately, they lack in emotion, doing everything well on paper but offering little entertainment for the spirited driver. From this era, I prefer the Nissan Maxima for its robust powertrain and lively personality.

Specifications at ConsumerGuide

12,800 Mile Update: 2011 Infiniti QX56

In September of 2011 my mom took home a new 2011 Infiniti QX56, loaded with everything except the deluxe touring package which comes with hydraulic body motion control.

Original story:
http://jesda.com/2011/09/20/bringing-home-a-monster-moms-2011-infiniti-qx56/

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After 12,893 miles the big Q has been free of defects and flaws. The first oil change and tire rotation were performed at no cost thanks to a prepaid Infiniti service plan. No other services were required.

Unfortunately, that makes this article unusually short. The bulbous sheet metal has grown on me, though the hideous portholes on the fenders remain… hideous. The light gray paint masks some of the garish swoops while masking some of the whale-like proportions.

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Fitting the monster into the garage is a bit of a chore…

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…made easier by Infiniti’s brilliant around-view camera. In the background you can see my white Saab parked in the driveway. The camera on the right shows the position of the truck relative to its surroundings. There’s a Subaru Impreza parked on the left and the frame of the garage door on the right. It’s a tight fit but the clever camera system makes it less of a guessing game and more like a video game.

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The interior has held up well though it’s accumulated quite a bit of clutter. With the amount of driving my mom does between work, picking up the kids from school activities, and taking road trips, she practically lives in her car.

As a luxury vehicle, the QX56 is an outstanding machine, built to an exceptionally high standard not only for SUVs, but for luxury automobiles period.

Luxury trucks may have fallen out of favor with most of the public — QX56 sales hover at just over 1,600 units a month — but for those who can afford them, they’re a no-compromise way of having luxury, comfort, and all-weather capability in one package. The pleasure makes up for the guilt.

Maintenance Costs:
None

Unexpected Repairs:
None

Positives:
Top-view camera
Ride
Power
Comfort
Technology
Value for money

Negatives:
Styling
Parking

So far, so very good.

The Idiocy of Dealer Fees

Last night I was at Tri-Star Imports in Ellisville MO, a Mercedes-Benz dealership where a friend was buying a 1998 SL500 (review forthcoming). After negotiating on the phone for weeks and coming in a few times to check for rust, driveline issues, and other old-car maladies, a price agreement was reached at $10,000.

The saleswoman, Jill, was a pleasure to work with; she was patient, helpful and honest about the car’s history (last owner had it for eight years) and generous with her time.

However, once we sat down to hand over the cash and purchase the car, she mentioned there was a $199 dealer fee.

Dealer fees are nothing new, but it’s something we ought to object to. My friend said to her “I brought exactly ten thousand dollars cash from the bank because I thought that was the price we agreed to.” She explained that the fee covers paperwork and administrative costs and asked if we could charge the fee to a debit or credit card.

I then replied, “It’s a matter of principle.”

She went to her manager and they agreed to waive the fee by reducing the sale price of the car by $200.

This isn’t a slight on her in any way, nor was she ever dishonest since these large fees at franchised dealers have become the norm. Like going to Target and paying sales tax, car buyers have come to expect and unfortunately accept dealer fees with little or no objection. Some dealers charge over $600 for so-called “paperwork” that requires little more than 15 minutes to process.

These additional costs are presented in a somewhat underhanded way to the consumer. They call it a “fee,” as if it carries the legal weight of sales tax or inspection costs. Then, they explain that it covers the cost of paperwork and processing. To lend legitimacy, dealer fees are listed right under state-required sales tax, licensing, temp tag, and title costs.

Bear in mind that In Missouri, you still have to take the papers to your local DMV to register the car and pay sales tax and you have to visit the assessor’s office for a property tax receipt. The dealer doesn’t do any of this for you. If they did, a $50-100 convenience fee could be justified.

And since when was paperwork and administration an extra cost to the consumer? Like fuel surcharges levied by freight carriers, it opens the door to charging the customer for everything from the salesman’s commission to the electricity bill. If the car is sold at a large profit, why should the customer be charged for the cost of doing business? Shouldn’t the profit built into the price of the vehicle cover that cost?

For example, in my line of work I store large volumes of inventory for resale. I cannot charge my customers specific fees for rent, warehousing, or the hourly labor to operate a forklift. Medical offices build their administrative fees into their hourly rates, and your local restaurant doesn’t add an extra charge to your dining bill for wear and tear on silverware and plates. It’s built into their profit, as it ought to be.

For the outrageous $200-$700 that dealers tend to charge for signing and mailing a few papers, you don’t get floor mats, detailing, a tank of gas, or an oil change. It directly benefits the dealer’s bottom line and you get nothing for it. Additionally, retail values of used cars are already priced far above private party values because of overhead. Vehicle valuation guides compensate quite generously for retail operating costs.

If Jill had returned to her cubicle and informed us that the fee could not be waived, we were prepared to take our wad of cash and politely walk out. All of her time and energy would have gone to waste over an artificial profit-booster levied at sucker consumers unaware of their right to object.

Again, it isn’t her fault. Her management has chosen to charge the fee to customers and as a sales consultant, she is compelled to ask the customer to pay it. Otherwise, the sales experience at Tri-Star was outstanding.

The solution to this problem will not come from state intervention. The appropriate remedy is for us, the consumer, to exercise freedom of choice and become informed. Ask about dealer fees prior to conducting the transaction (and prior to negotiation) and if it seems high, let them know exactly why you’re declining to do business with them.

In the words of Nancy Reagan, “Just say no.”