Category Archives: Featured

Chrysler K-Car Club President Goes On Racist, Homophobic Rant

[Originally found on the Malaise Motors group on Facebook.] I’m passionate about cars in an openly irrational and unreasonable way. The best automobile I ever owned was a Saab 900 that cost a small fortune to maintain over the course

The Buffonery of Badging

Badges on cars have become meaningless.

Convertibles: Magically Terrible

Unsafe, slow, and heavy. But who cares?

Why I Switched Back to AAA

I was talking to a coworker about towing coverage and recalled a Facebook post from February 2015. I parked my 1993 Miata outside of a dry cleaner in Brentwood, Missouri, ran in to drop off some sweaters, and came back

I Delivered Pizza

I got to know suburban Detroit through pizza.

Spotted: 2018 Buick Enclave

Roaming the streets in camo.

2017 Detroit Auto Show – A Snoozer

A quiet year for a quiet show.

Briefly: 2016 Cadillac CTS 2.0L

A break from tradition, a step into the future.

Newlyweds Screwed out of Hotel Reservation

They checked in to disappointment.

I Whopperito’d at Burger King

Remember this and use it against me when I'm being judgemental.