Yearly Archives: 2011

Do you routinely use old things?

Despite the disposable nature of consumer goods in America, several of the items I use daily are older than me. I suppose 29 years old isn’t terribly old, but consider how easily people discard and replace their belongings and the astonishing changes the world has been through since 1981:
–End of Cold War
–The Gulf War
–9/11
–Internet
–Mobile phones for everyone
–Korean cars became respectable

I exist in a very different world from the one I was born to and so do some of the cars, electronics, and appliances I own and use daily.

I fail to find joy in the “irony” of “vintage” — the fashionable revival of old objects simply for their age. I do have a sizable vinyl collection — I like the covers, the way they sound, and the “live” feeling of the needle vibrating over grooves and physically reproducing the audio. But I realize, obviously, that digital music is far more dependable, convenient, and consistent (if not quite as pleasing to listen to).

While I enjoy old electronics and classic cars I favor the comfort, safety, and security of the modern world. Some prefer life before the prevalence of cell phones and the internet, but I have no positive recollections of having to use the phone book to blindly shop for services, nor did I enjoy having to use a filthy phone booth to make a call from the road.

And my grandfather, who died when I was a kid, would probably have lived a few more years if he had access to today’s advanced healthcare.

Though I do have fond memories of the past, I have no silly notions of it being better. The modern world is exactly where I want to be.

That said, some products of the past were built to a higher standard, intended to last as long as their owners.

Here are a few examples of old things that I own and use on a regular basis.

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At the bottom is a Technics SA-110 receiver my dad purchased in the early 1980s. He won a small prize in the lottery and bought this receiver, a matching tape deck, and a pair of Kenwood speakers. A few years later he bought the black Teac equalizer sitting above it.
I acquired the Fisher CA-120 amplifier a year ago through Craigslist — I’m a sucker for VU meters.

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These are my two turntables. At the bottom is my Technics SL-BD10 belt-driven manual turntable with a Grado Black cartridge. I damaged my cartridge while attempting to clean it, so I purchased an Optimus LAB-1000 turntable from a Swedish fellow, also through Craigslist.

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One of my hundreds of vinyl records.

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These JBL speakers from the 1990s sound incredible, with a full and natural sound that faithfully produces recordings without attempting to reshape the sound.

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Its hard to believe they were $2000 for the pair back then. Adjusting for inflation, that’s the equivalent of $3000 today.

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This is a GE hand mixer my mom bought in the early 80s. Check out the color! I still have the original blades and use it once in a while to make Jello pudding. Almost three decades later the darn thing still works like new with zero maintenance.

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Note that it was made in the USA – Bridgeport, Connecticut. I know, its filthy.

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My workhorse printer. I picked this up for free nearly eight years ago through Freecycle. It needed a $5 roller kit and nothing more. Yes, new laser printers are faster and more power-efficient, but $10 aftermarket toners keep my old Laserjet humming along for cheap. Because its used at home, speed is no issue (it’s quite slow).

I still use a red steel toolbox that belonged to my dad. I backed over it once and the darn thing didn’t bend or break! And of course here’s my 1991 Saab 900:

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Old automobiles, unfortunately, are different from old electronics and toys. They require ongoing maintenance and care and one lazy or neglectful owner is enough to ruin a vehicle, as I’ve discovered after thousands of dollars in repair bills, compensating for the total neglect of previous owners.

Today’s heavily computerized automobiles may require a dealer visit for service and troubleshooting, but repairs are typically (typically!) less frequent. Excluding depreciation and the cost of fuel, it generally costs less to put 100,000 miles on a new car than it did a couple decades ago.

In the Pacific Northwest, salt is used sparingly in the winter, so like communist Cuba you may see several 40-60 year old cars in average physical condition being driven routinely. There’s something oddly reassuring about that.

Older may not always be better but in a highly disposable world, the old can outlast new.

Miata Burns In London Riots

The cause for rioting:
“On Saturday a small crowd including Mark Duggan’s mother and fiance gathered outside a Tottenham police station to demand a senior officer explain how Mark had been shot dead by police. After hours of waiting outside no explanation was forthcoming.

“Police say Duggan, an alleged drug dealer and gang member, shot at them when they attempted to arrest him but forensic evidence for the moment points to only police ammunition being used at the crime scene.

“The family left, and the small crowd’s patience exploded. Two police cars were set on fire, the first material victims and the intitial targets of local’s anger. Today the police apologised to the family for their handling of the situation.“

http://www.euronews.net/2011/08/09/behind-the-london-riots-a-multitude-of-causes/

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A Chevrolet on fire.

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Fortunately, more than 400,000 first-generation Miatas were built worldwide between 1989 and 1997, most of which were red. Finding a replacement should be easy.

Larger, additional photos:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023874/London-riots-Cameron-orders-16k-officers-regain-control-police-use-plastic-bullets.html

NICO Test Drive: 2012 Nissan Versa

It’s tall, it’s slow, it’s awkward, and it’s only 14 grand. Meet the 2012 Versa Sedan.

http://www.nicoclub.com/archives/first-drive-the-2012-nissan-versa-sv.html

Thailand 2011 — Part 7 – Zoo, Elephant Show, Flying Home

19 June 2011

The next day, I was nagged out of bed at 6am. We were going to Bangkok and Pattaya to spend time with some of my parents friends. BORING. We got dragged to a shitty zoo. It was hot.

wpid-DSC02365-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCheck out the E30

wpid-DSC02369-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe meandered around this neighborhood trying to find their house. A fender bender.

wpid-DSC02370-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe finally got there. Nice place in the middle of a not so nice area. They had a newish E-class and a Cooper S. The guy was in the food processing business.

wpid-DSC02371-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere were a few tigers, but they also had dumb stuff like pigs, rabbits, and deer.

Q: Whats the difference between a Thai zoo and a Thai supermarket? A: Nothing.

wpid-DSC02373-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNice E34 in a no-parking zone

wpid-DSC02376-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, shoot and feed… shoot what, a rabbit? Feed who, me?

wpid-DSC02378-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCamels

wpid-DSC02379-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis SOB wouldnt look me in the face. I had to walk around and zoom in

wpid-DSC02380-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA little pony

wpid-DSC02383-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOne of those things with big teeth

wpid-DSC02384-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI wish all the world’s deer were dead. They do nothing but spread rabies and cause car accidents

wpid-DSC02386-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTiger cubs

wpid-DSC02387-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDonkeys

wpid-DSC02388-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPig races

wpid-DSC02389-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHuge hog
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wpid-DSC02390-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgChild labor lol

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wpid-DSC02398-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn elephant

wpid-DSC02399-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIce cream, sweet relief from the heat

wpid-DSC02401-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, crocodiles doing long division

wpid-DSC02402-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTiger posing

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wpid-DSC02407-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02406-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWell thats a bit close. Good thing theres glass

wpid-DSC02408-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMurals showing idyllic images of people and animals together

wpid-DSC02409-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWhy does the guy in this mural have braces?

wpid-DSC02410-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Toyota Scepter. Much cooler name than Camry

wpid-DSC02412-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt started raining HARD. This sign fell down

wpid-DSC02413-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDeep water. The street looked like a river

wpid-DSC02418-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe got to some place where they put on a Thai cultural show. Some of it was boring, some of it was great. wpid-DSC02419-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe kickboxing here was staged.


Fast Tube by Casper


Fast Tube by Casper

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Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC02447-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWatched an elephant paint

wpid-DSC02454-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBasketball


Fast Tube by Casper

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Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC02459-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHula hoops

wpid-DSC02462-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBowling

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wpid-DSC02468-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTaking pics with a tiger. This didnt look safe to me

wpid-DSC02471-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgElephant taxi

wpid-DSC02472-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02477-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe place had a huge garden

wpid-DSC02478-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe bathroom had no paper. I fortunately kept several paper towels in my pocket, and then used the spray to finish the cleanup. It was… miserable… and filthy.
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wpid-DSC02487-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDumb playboy sticker

wpid-DSC02488-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to the beach for dinner. Looks like a Kia, a Porsche Cayenne Turbo, a Camry, an Accord, a Toyota, something else, and an E-class wagon. I guess this place was high end dining.

wpid-DSC02489-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe fish go from these tubs to your plate

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wpid-DSC02499-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02497-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02498-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt was excellent food.

wpid-DSC02504-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother cleaned out his crabs

wpid-DSC02505-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02506-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFishing boats

wpid-DSC02507-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Ford Ranger

wpid-DSC02510-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn Audi A6. I kind of want one.

wpid-DSC02511-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMom stopped to buy fermented fish. I dont know how Thais eat that stuff. Growing up, I remember how awful it smelled.

wpid-DSC02512-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA store selling lights?

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20 June 2011

 

Back “home” in Kabin Buri

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Some sugar-covered thingies.

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I bought some doughnuts at Tesco.

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Salmon flavored chips. Not so good in execution.

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Hot dog chips. Blech.

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21 June 2011

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Heading to Bangkok to fly home.

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New airport

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SO MANY BAGS for no reason.

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Korean Air has a class called “Morning Calm”

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Uncle, brother, grandmother

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Had dinner at the airport.

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So good I forgot to get a picture before eating it.

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PERRIER! A GODSEND.

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lol, an article about George Michael

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My brother met a girl at the airport in Korea. Got her number. She initiated conversation (she was from Illinois or Wisconsin or something).

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lol creeper pic

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Strangely tasty.

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In-flight noodles.

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Watching House

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Arrived in Chicago feeling very, very tired.

The moment we stepped foot on US soil, the level of airline and airport service, courtesy, and cleanliness steeply declined.

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First thing I wanted was Italian beef at O’Hare, but it wasn’t anywhere near as good as Portillo’s. Sad.

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My dog’s level of excitement upon seeing me was a bit underwhelming.

It was a relief to drive on properly maintained roads where I wasn’t afraid for my life. I really, really missed my cars.

Thailand is an exciting place to visit, but the place I call home is dull, pristine, and quiet, and I’m thankful for that.

Thailand 2011 — Part 6 – Patong Beach, Kickboxing

wpid-DSC02201-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at the beach to cool off

wpid-DSC02207-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLOL, fat sizes available

wpid-DSC02209-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot back to the hotel and made some green beans.

wpid-DSC02210-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOrdered pad krapow and a chicken sandwich

wpid-DSC02212-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI popped in my Top Gear DVD and watched the Lancia challenge

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16 June 2011

wpid-DSC02213-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent back to Jungceylon mall. My brother bought some underwear. Took another ride up the diagonal escalator/ramp. Notice the wheels on the cart — instead of the whole wheel turning, there are a pair of thin wheels mounted to one wheel.

wpid-DSC02214-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02215-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02216-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe went to the street for food and found an AMAZING kebab stand owned by a middle eastern fellow

wpid-DSC02219-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot back to the hotel and snapped a picture of this Peugeot RCZ, $98,000 in Thailand, probably after a massive VAT tax

wpid-DSC02221-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLamb kebab. SO F*CKING GOOD.

wpid-DSC02222-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgEnjoying a gin and tonic

Went online and found a local kickboxing stadium. It was $60 for front row seats just inches from the ring with free round trip transportation.

wpid-DSC02223-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWaited in the lobby to be picked up. These huge doors are always left open.

wpid-DSC02224-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe van was full of Australians

wpid-DSC02227-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot a picture of the van’s plate so I’d know which one to take back to the hotel

wpid-DSC02229-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt was a Thursday so the place wasn’t completely full, but the crowd was good.

wpid-DSC02233-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis metal tray is where the fighters sit on a plastic chair to get coached and refreshed between rounds

wpid-DSC02237-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere were eight fights starting with the youngsters and going up to the heavy professionals

wpid-DSC02238-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe night began with everyone standing for the national anthem, then the 77-pounders got in the ring

wpid-DSC02242-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFood and drinks were cheap. We loaded up on $3 whiskeys

wpid-DSC02241-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02254-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI sat close enough to the ring to perch my feet on it. I could feel every move.

The white tourists bought the more expensive seats while the bleachers were filled with locals and Indians. The Indians really got into it
wpid-DSC02246-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02268-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis guy in blue got pummeled HARD. He was on the ground for quite some time

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wpid-DSC02262-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02269-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe women were boring.

wpid-DSC02270-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBefore each round, you could pay to go into the ring and put a lay on each of the muay thai fighters

wpid-DSC02272-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI was getting hit with spit, sweat, and water from where I was sitting. The smack from every punch and kick was easily heard.
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wpid-DSC02304-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI got a t-shirt that doesn’t fit me. Will make a nice gift for someone skinnier.

wpid-DSC02305-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02306-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot back to the hotel and walked to my favorite kebab stand

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17 June 2011

wpid-DSC02309-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02310-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBreakfast the next morning. SO MUCH BACON. I ate most of it before I could take the picture.

wpid-DSC02312-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02313-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLeaving Patong

wpid-DSC02316-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe AC in the van was leaking. We had to stop at a shop to have them refill the refrigerant

wpid-DSC02317-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThey also sold mods and upgrades light neon lights and ugly body kits. You know your parts are legit when theyre branded “JAP”

wpid-DSC02321-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLots of Toyota Commuters in for service and upgrades

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wpid-DSC02324-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02325-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02326-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThat doesn’t look safe.

wpid-DSC02327-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome of the bridges were drove on had wood surfaces, not reassuring.

wpid-DSC02328-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, collagen. A fruit drink with a weird name.

wpid-DSC02329-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02333-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02334-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02336-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNot wanting to get sick, I decided to skip the roadside food and go to 7-11 for pork buns

wpid-DSC02339-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThese pies looked safe

wpid-DSC02341-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOrange yogurt drink

After 11 awful hours in that miserable van, we finally got back to Kabin Buri. It was impossible to read or sleep because the ride quality was crap and the roads were terribly bumpy.

18 June 2011

wpid-DSC02342-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI apparently had an aunt I had never met — my uncle recently remarried. The next morning we went to the golf course and she arrived in her brand new Isuzu pickup.

wpid-DSC02343-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02344-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02345-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe stitching was terrible, but it rode well and looked nice.

wpid-DSC02346-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02347-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgArrived at the Kabin Buri Sport Club

My uncle apparently talked me up big time to the waitresses. One of them asked if she could have my hat — I told her I needed it to cover my balding head.

wpid-DSC02350-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHeaded back in the truck after a day of eating, relaxing, and using the internet.

wpid-DSC02354-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFrom back here, you can smell the third world right up your nostrils. The burning, the sewage, the animals, the diesel, all of it.

wpid-DSC02353-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn abandoned rickshaw?
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wpid-DSC02358-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02363-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe Falcon bedliner had a built-in cupholder for tailgating

wpid-DSC02361-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis miserable looking old truck full of people sounded like a tractor and belched smoke

wpid-DSC02362-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHmm, a bridge without guard rails

Thailand 2011 — Part 5 – Phuket, Patong Beach, Massage Parlor

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wpid-DSC01985-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis appears to say “NING — NOT SANITARY CHOPSTICKS”
Its supposed to say “NING-NOT, SANITARY CHOPSTICKS” — The manufacturer is “Ning-Not” but they appear to have accidentally mislabeled their chopsticks as unsanitary.

wpid-DSC01988-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPeople seem to park wherever they want. Some guy put his motorcycle and trailer right behind our van, so our driver picked up and moved his stuff.

wpid-DSC01989-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAnother gas station

wpid-DSC01991-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe main drag in Patong is narrow and windy, all one way.

wpid-DSC01996-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe arrived at a Courtyard/Mariott located right on the beach.

wpid-DSC02000-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCheck-in took a while

wpid-DSC02003-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Holiday Inn was across the street

wpid-DSC02006-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNice hotel

wpid-DSC02008-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSparkling clean rooms

wpid-DSC02010-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCool sink

wpid-DSC02012-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWeird shower with no curtain or door. The glass is permanently in place. There’s a one-inch step separating the shower from the rest of the bathroom, but water from the shower still splashes into the toilet area. Typical thai bathrooms are literally “bath rooms” where the whole area is tiled and used for bathing.

wpid-DSC02014-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02017-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLooking outside

wpid-DSC02018-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere’s a cosmetic surgery place two blocks away in case I decide to get implants or other alterations.

wpid-DSC02019-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIts about 2am on a Sunday night, so its quiet

wpid-DSC02029-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOrdered room service. Pad thai, chicken satay, pad se ew, Singha

wpid-DSC02031-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLOL, foam party

wpid-DSC02032-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAnd if that’s the sexy swimsuit, I’ll pass. 6000THB is $200USD

wpid-DSC02033-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe live band looks like a cross between NSync and The Spice Girls

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14 June 2011

wpid-DSC02035-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTwo pools, one on the third floor and one on the 7th

wpid-DSC02036-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother and I went looking for the beach

wpid-DSC02037-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe compass/GPS on his Android phone as well as mine was worthless. The arrow was stuck in place but spinning wildly. It took us away from the beach.

wpid-DSC02038-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt was hot as hell…

…and we walked for miles…

wpid-DSC02039-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg…and ended up in some spooky areas.

wpid-DSC02040-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHmm, Starbucks. That means there’s tourists nearby, which means…

wpid-DSC02042-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTHE BEACH!

wpid-DSC02044-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02045-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02047-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02048-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02049-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02050-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThat was fun, but how the hell do we get back to the hotel?

wpid-DSC02051-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe didnt recognize very many landmarks and had no idea which direction the hotel was, so we sort of guessed. That wasn’t our building.

wpid-DSC02052-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCats and dogs just sort of hang out in Thailand. They usually have owners, but they roam free and sort of just come home when theyre hungry, and they live outside. This cat gave birth and was taking her babies across the street one by one. You can see her sagging stomach.

wpid-DSC02053-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMontana Grand? Are we near Helena?

wpid-DSC02055-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSomehow, we ended up finding the hotel. I was drenched in sweat.

wpid-DSC02056-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02057-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTook a shower, checked the map, looked outside for reference points.

wpid-DSC02058-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRelaxed and ordered dinner. Beef salad, mango ice cream, Perrier, Pepsi Max, and a bacon cheeseburger for the hell of it.

I had a lot of internetting to catch up on. They charged per PC for internet access, so I cheated by installing Virtual Router, a program that turns your PC into a wifi hotspot. I was connected to the hotel by ethernet.

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15 June 2011

wpid-DSC02063-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe got in the van to go do some sightseeing.

wpid-DSC02061-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere has to be at least 20 people crammed into this pickup, and its trying to go up a steep hill.

wpid-DSC02066-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02071-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02072-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02074-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02075-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02076-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02077-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg

wpid-DSC02080-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02079-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA couple maps at a view point we stopped at. There’s islands and such.

wpid-DSC02081-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHot girl’s motorcycle broke down.

wpid-DSC02082-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02083-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWinding roads

wpid-DSC02085-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02086-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02087-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped for dinner by the beach

wpid-DSC02088-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGin and soda

wpid-DSC02089-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA pineapple drink

wpid-DSC02091-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFish

wpid-DSC02093-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg”Not going anywhere? Grab a Snickers”

wpid-DSC02095-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg1kg lobster, $15

wpid-DSC02096-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI ordered ice cream and got this pile of diabeetus. It was awesome

wpid-DSC02097-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgProgress

wpid-DSC02098-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCompletion

wpid-DSC02101-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe girl over there has horrible posture

wpid-DSC02103-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCompletion

wpid-DSC02105-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDogs doing things

wpid-DSC02106-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThat cant be safe. Wires and such dangling everywhere

wpid-DSC02111-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLeft the hotel and walked to Bangla, the red light district

wpid-DSC02112-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt doesnt get weird…

wpid-DSC02113-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02114-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg..until you get further in

wpid-DSC02115-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis guy got into my picture. He was holding signs advertising ping pong shows. If you dont know what that is, Google it at home.

Several convenience stores were selling beer, and we were able to carry and drink outside

wpid-DSC02117-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOff of Bangla were small streets lined with bars, go go clubs, massage parlors, “Husband Day Cares”, and strip joints. Each one had a theme, one in particular, “Soi Crocodile,” had nothing but ladyboys.

wpid-DSC02118-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTiger beer, by the way, tastes great

wpid-DSC02120-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAfter a few beers I was like “HELL WHY NOT” and we ended up going down to the end one of these alleys to see a free ping pong show. Entry was free but the first beer was $16. Every drink after that was more reasonable at $5. We were treated to a shower show, some stage dancing, and… umm… insertion shows. I’ll never look at a push pop the same way again. 😮
A hooker slid up next to me and started chatting me up. To disarm her a bit and eliminate the weirdness, I told her in perfect Thai that I was Thai-born and on vacation from America. She asked me to buy her a drink, so I did — she got us cold towels to cool off so I figured why not reward her for the service.
Then another girl slid up next to my brother. She looked much younger and had braces. 😮 The girl with the braces asked for a drink, but we declined.
I didn’t want to wake up one morning in a bathtub full of ice and my kidney missing, so I tipped the hooker next to me (she had me slip the bills under her top, and things) and we left.

wpid-DSC02121-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA European fellow sitting with his prostitute.

wpid-DSC02122-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGirls dancing

wpid-DSC02123-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02125-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI was drenched in sweat and took a shower as soon as we got back to the hotel. We ordered pizzas for dinner.

wpid-DSC02129-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg

15 June 2011

wpid-DSC02130-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother and I put our computers and US cash in the safe and walked to the mall, Jungceylon

wpid-DSC02131-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThey love the king here, and insulting him is grounds for punishment

wpid-DSC02132-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCristin Massage is apparently popular with European and Australian visitors. From what I read, you go in and pick a girl from the “fish bowl”, a glass cage where they all sit together. Pricing is based on age. You then go to a private massage room upstairs where she bathes you by hand, then performs a “full contact” oil massage on an inflatable mattress. Then you move to the king bed where the sex is had. Pricing ranges from 1500 to 2000 baht ($50 to $80). Supposedly, they’re a bit inconsistent with condom use. I imagine the building to be swimming with HIV.

wpid-DSC02134-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02135-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe arrived at the mall. The closer you get to Junceylon, the more white people you see.

wpid-DSC02137-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI cant imagine many locals having the Outlaw burger.

wpid-DSC02138-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA knockoff Apple store

wpid-DSC02139-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLooks like West County Mall to me

wpid-DSC02142-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02141-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThey do a fountain show at 7pm and 9pm, inspired by The Bellagio in Las Vegas

wpid-DSC02143-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02144-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBig C, a large multilevel department store

wpid-DSC02146-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02147-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFunny escalator

wpid-DSC02148-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother bought headphones. We eagerly needed vegetables for regularity

wpid-DSC02149-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere wasn’t much to eat in the mall other than fast food, and we thought it would be silly to spend a lot of money on the mall’s Thai restaurants. Curiousity was killing me, so we did the douchey tourist thing and went to McDonald’s

wpid-DSC02151-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLaminated menus on the counter got around the language barrier by letting people point at what they wanted

wpid-DSC02152-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTomato, Chili Sauce, American Ketchup — Tomato and Ketchup were the same thing.

wpid-DSC02153-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAmong the pie flavors is tuna.

wpid-DSC02155-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI ordered a Big Mac which comes just one slice of cheese to keep it under 500 calories.

wpid-DSC02156-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe potatoes tasted different. Good, but different.

wpid-DSC02158-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother wore his Brooks and Dunn t-shirt

wpid-DSC02159-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTotal was $10 for two combo meals: one Big Mac and one double filet of fish.

wpid-DSC02161-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg“GO UPPER, SMART SHOPPER” — Apparently people needed convincing to use the escalator

wpid-DSC02162-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgReligious statues at the mall.

We ran into two girls, one Australian who said she studied in Missouri and one Australian local. After some friendly conversation I folded my arms and waited for their pitch. They were handing out drink coupons for a club called “Seduction”. They promised it would be free of hookers and ladyboys.

wpid-DSC02163-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLots of suit makers and tailors. Last time I was here, in 2006, Nissan made a huge deal out of the new Versa (known locally as Tiida), but its apparently been a flop. I’ve seen two here with Chevy Optras, Chevy Cruzes, Honda Civics, and Toyota Corollas making up the rest.
wpid-DSC02166-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg
wpid-DSC02165-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOops, concrete problem

wpid-DSC02167-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe arrived at the hotel (1.4 km away) and ran into my mom in the elevator who told us it was happy hour, so we headed down to the bar and ordered a couple margaritas

wpid-DSC02169-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02171-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy mall purchases — a memory card reader (my fourth!) and a rare issue of Top Gear Australia with a free DVD! The articles and reviews are written by both the TGUK and TGOZ hosts, and the measurements for power and torque are all in kilowatts and newton-meters. The memory card reader I brought from home died, then the two I bought from Lotus died, so a shop called “Banana IT” had one, and we’ll see how long this lasts.

wpid-DSC02172-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgEnjoying a margarita.

wpid-DSC02174-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTIME FOR GREEN BEANS. 1 kg was about $1.15

wpid-DSC02177-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPlaced them in the coffee pot with water and they were done in minutes

wpid-DSC02180-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02182-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgUsed the ice tongs to remove them

wpid-DSC02183-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLater that night we went back to Bangla and checked out the expat pubs where all the Europeans drank.
wpid-DSC02184-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMost of them were empty, but it was a Wednesday night.

wpid-DSC02187-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02188-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome shitty magician


Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC02189-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAnother go-go bar. Supposedly, the bars that get any business at all have regular hookers. To take a hooker home, you have to pay the bar a “fine” in the amount of about 15 dollars or so. Then, you have to find a room. The higher end hotels disallow prostitutes from coming in because of theft and crime concerns, or they will require you to show her ID in case you’re robbed. This is why so many bars and massage parlors (I later learned) have rooms for rent upstairs, usually about 10 bucks. So for $15 to the bar, $10 for the room, and $50 for an entire night of ‘boom-boom’, you can go home with a venereal disease as a souvenir.

wpid-DSC02190-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA massage parlor. These places are PUSHY. The masseuses are all hookers. I almost elbowed a hooker in the face for being so damn aggressive with her sales pitch. The girls stand on the curb with signs for prices including foot, back, oil, and facial massages. Then they say “massage, massage, massage” over and over. If you ignore them, they’ll run up and grab your arm. I said “NO!” and my brother goes “DONT FUCKING TOUCH!”. I jerked my elbow backward to get free and almost hit one in the nose.
Passing them on the street later on, I noticed some of them saying to each other “That guy said no, dont touch” in Thai. These massage parlors all call each other to set pricing and probably to report creepy customers who take things too far (whatever the hell “too far” means in prostitute jargon), and I imagine they also got the news that some tourists dont like being grabbed.

wpid-DSC02191-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFish markets are still open at 11pm.

wpid-DSC02192-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMario appears to have been hung himself after being forced to sell iPhones.
This quiet road off of Bangla was like an oasis of peacefulness in the middle of all the bars, strip joints, and clubs. The street was clean with snowfall LEDs and gentle lighting.

wpid-DSC02193-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome guy drawing pictures

wpid-DSC02198-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC02200-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAfter miles of walking, we did finally go to a massage parlor, a legitimate one that guaranteed no funny business. You can tell the proper ones by the lighting and the open windows where you can see everything. We each got a Thai massage for just $13 for an hour.
After washing our feet they had us go upstairs to a quiet room with relaxing music and air conditioning. I was worried at first, but the customers were separated by curtains not walls, so it was legit. I was also worried because our hostness was a tranny, but she didnt do any of the massaging. It was instead older Thai women.
The problem with a proper Thai massage is that it HURTS. I was twisted, contorted, and brutally tenderized like a piece of chicken fried steak. But I felt amazing afterward, ready to do cartwheels.

Thailand 2011 — Part 4 – Shopping in Bangkok

We stopped at an outdoor market to buy some food. My brother and I found a strong and consistent wifi signal and I made some free international calls home (thanks to Google Voice, PBXes, and Sipdroid — see the article I wrote). I sent my bank an email letting them know I was traveling and that my card needed to stay activated. Since we seem to go to this outdoor market regularly, I’ll be bringing my laptop next time.
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My grandfather sat down at the table to eat with us. He handed me a bowl of sliced fruit, which I ate. My aunt walked by after we ate it, took a whiff, and said it was rotten. Oops. He grinned.
[Well played, trolldad.]
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wpid-DSC01817-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA narrow bottle of Coca Cola. This country is slowly embracing plastic, which is good in some ways, shitty in others. Coke seems to taste purer and cleaner from a glass bottle.

wpid-DSC01818-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFinishing up Bob Lutz’s book “Guts”. I have the Kindle version.

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7 June 2011

wpid-DSC01819-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMom decided to make macaroni and cheese, which was quite good. The problem is, after not consuming dairy for so long, my digestive system responded poorly to it.

wpid-DSC01820-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMom brought back some noodles for lunch. It was hot out and the kitchen/dining area doesnt have AC, so I brought the bowl back to my room. Eating hot soup in a hot climate makes no sense to me.

wpid-DSC01821-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMirinda, pineapple flavor

wpid-DSC01825-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA lizard decided to hang out.

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8 June 2011

wpid-DSC01826-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe “Town Car” arrived. Heading to Bangkok today

wpid-DSC01827-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRoom for 15 people, or a dozen Americans

wpid-DSC01828-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBreakfast. Blech.

wpid-DSC01829-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01830-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to a Jiffy gas station to buy some snacks

wpid-DSC01832-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe sandwiches here lack content. You get bread and a meager helping of meat and cheese. Those brightly colored rolls on the lower shelf are cakes made to look like sushi. Cute.

It was food, and it got the job done for less than a dollar. An equivalent gas station sandwich in the US is inexplicably $2.80 or more.

wpid-DSC01834-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDelicious melon flavored yogurt drink

wpid-DSC01835-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe smaller siblings

wpid-DSC01837-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHELLO KITTY SHIT IS EVERYWHERE.

wpid-DSC01839-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Chevy Optra. It had Nismo stickers on the front, lol

wpid-DSC01840-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe driver had some planes on the dashboard

wpid-DSC01841-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe Indian part of Bangkok

wpid-DSC01842-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe womenfolk (my mom, aunts, and grandmother) went clothes shopping, so I took a nap.

wpid-DSC01843-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgParking here was illegal, and the driver was ticketed for it.

wpid-DSC01844-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis guy’s political signs are all over town. He’s very expressive.

wpid-DSC01846-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA BMW 730Li in the worst color possible

Pwpid-DSC01847-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgolice lights for sale.

wpid-DSC01848-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01852-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAt the police station paying the parking fine. The impound lot was packed.

wpid-DSC01853-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe site of some recent protests of some sort.

wpid-DSC01854-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt basically says, “Dont let animals get elected”

wpid-DSC01856-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis guy loves his lubricant spray

wpid-DSC01864-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe railroad crossing lights come on ten minutes in advance of the train’s arrival. It was a bit annoying.

wpid-DSC01867-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome buildings

wpid-DSC01868-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgToll booths every 15 or so miles, 25 baht or just under a dollar for 4-wheel vehicles

wpid-DSC01869-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe old Bangkok airport

wpid-DSC01870-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMore tolls

wpid-DSC01873-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgArrived at the mall

wpid-DSC01872-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRobinson, the green sign on the right, carries products similar to Dillards, Macy’s, and the former Famous Barr.

wpid-DSC01875-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg1937 Lynx Sprite

wpid-DSC01876-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to a thai food buffet at the mall. It was mediocre.

wpid-DSC01883-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent shopping for Nice Pants (TM) and Nice Shirts

wpid-DSC01884-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI was tempted to buy white leather sandals. My brother got a new shirt, some khakis, and some dress shoes. I cant figure out why so many pants were tall. Thai people are not tall. Fortunately, tailoring is free! You buy your pants, get them measured, and they adjust them on the spot at no cost at all.

wpid-DSC01885-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg“Kansas City” lol

wpid-DSC01886-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWicker baskets and such. I think Brown Farm is where Jesdas are made

wpid-DSC01887-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDouchey Apple-type store

wpid-DSC01888-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFrunway or F Runway? Either way, it makes no sense

wpid-DSC01889-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCalculator watches

wpid-DSC01890-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, take your kid in to have it shined

wpid-DSC01892-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe fifth floor of the mall is dedicated to games, computer parts, and TONS of pirated movies and software. There was a crowd around the LCD screens watching bootlegged films

wpid-DSC01894-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNice looking mall

wpid-DSC01895-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01896-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDelicious ice cream. You could really taste the vanilla. People were ordering them with honeydew and cantelope on top with a heavy squirt of coconut syrup. I think the ice cream is fattening enough on its own.

wpid-DSC01899-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01898-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, a foot. I think Mega Sale is a Best Buy type of store

I ended up not buying anything. Their pants maxed out at 36″. I need 38-40″. I suspected also that their idea of a men’s Large shirt was really a smallish Medium.

I was hoping I’d see some attractive women at the mall, but they were overwhelmingly bland.

9 June 2011

wpid-DSC01901-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent out for lunch with my aunt, brother, brother, and sister

wpid-DSC01902-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgShe decided to take us on an alternate route on an even narrower dirt road

wpid-DSC01904-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNoodles, my hat. The food here is quite good, especially for 60 cents, but I suspect its been making me sick.

wpid-DSC01905-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLet my brother play Angry Birds to make him stop running around

wpid-DSC01908-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy cousin got a Gameboy Advance from Bangkok. Whats awesome is that they preload the system with four dozen pirated games so you dont even need to use the cartridge.

wpid-DSC01910-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBecause of the sausage fingers, I thought I took this picture of my hand and wondered why I took it. Then I noticed the shorts. One of my cousins apparently took it.

wpid-DSC01912-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome guy campaigning for public office

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10 June 2011

wpid-DSC01913-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent out for lunch with my uncle

wpid-DSC01914-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01915-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRode around in the “rear passenger compartment”

wpid-DSC01917-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFauxhawk, 55mph

wpid-DSC01918-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgM-150 energy drink and an orange Fanta for me

wpid-DSC01919-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, “Dang Beauty”. “Dang” means “Red”. lol

wpid-DSC01921-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA dog taking a nap on the shoulder of the road. I dont understand how there’s so little roadkill when so many dogs around here sleep on the pavement. I’ve never seen a dog on a leash, being walked, or being played with. They just kind of hang out.

wpid-DSC01922-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy uncle went to buy some bedding or something

wpid-DSC01923-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWaiting on the shoulder where he parked

wpid-DSC01931-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHeading home. Gets really swampy as we approach the house. This area used to be much denser with trees and tropical stuff, but much of it has been converted to agricultural use

wpid-DSC01932-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSomeone else’s house, floodproof

wpid-DSC01933-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgJust noticed this poster outside the house. No way in hell would I drink that water. That kid is guzzling a glass of parasites

11 June 2011

wpid-DSC01936-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy stomach has been getting worse and worse. My asshole burns like a cross at a Klan rally. I went to Tesco/Lotus with my mom and uncle and bought some pro-bacterial yogurt drink, mango juice, croissants, and wheat bread. I’ll be sticking to clean packaged foods for a while.

wpid-DSC01934-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAmericans like to bitch about “manufactured” and “processed” foods but you know what? After two weeks of pissing fire out my asshole, that processed packaged shit from the factory is a godsend — free of parasites with predictably acceptable quality. Bring on the preservatives. Bring on the xantham gum and sodium benzoateactylateaciteafate. Just spare me the live microscopic creatures.

wpid-DSC01935-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThey need to work out some kind of shopping cart return method. They just pile up out here.

wpid-DSC01937-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, compact pickups with cargo stacked to the sky

wpid-DSC01938-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA little parade of some sort. Apparently its a celeration of some young fellow being ordained as a Buddhist monk.

wpid-DSC01939-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01940-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg

After taking two Aleve and a long nap, I feel better. Tomorrow I’m going to the golf course to drink beer and enjoy some wifi.

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12 June 2011

wpid-DSC01941-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01942-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDriving range. I don’t play. I’ve tried, I’m terrible at it, and I don’t enjoy it.

wpid-DSC01943-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOrdered boiled rice with chicken for breakfast. I havent seen AIM windows in days!

wpid-DSC01944-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStarted raining hard.

wpid-DSC01945-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01946-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis dog hangs out at the golf course. I assume he does his #1 and #2 out there too.

wpid-DSC01949-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgZZZzzzzzz

wpid-DSC01950-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAfter a few hours of interwebs we walked over to the restaurant for lunch. We both ordered fried rice with chicken and cokes. This plate of food was $1.60!

wpid-DSC01951-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGranted, the serving was small but people here eat less.

wpid-DSC01952-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLater that day, we went to an outdoor market.

wpid-DSC01953-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother bought some ear buds, $10 USD

13 June 2011

The next day we drove 10 hours to Phuket. We hired a driver. They’re typically $20 a day plus fuel, food, lodging, etc.

wpid-DSC01954-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy cousin

wpid-DSC01955-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy sister

wpid-DSC01956-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe had the van, a 15-passenger Toyota Commuter, inspected before the long drive.

wpid-DSC01957-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThird-world Escalade

wpid-DSC01959-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01962-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI bought juice and a hamburger at a convenience store.

wpid-DSC01960-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother got rice and eggs.

wpid-DSC01963-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI also bought a tuna sandwich

wpid-DSC01966-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01968-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLISA LISA AND THE CULT JAM!

wpid-DSC01971-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome salt farms

wpid-DSC01972-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe trees were looking more and more tropical as we got closer to the water

wpid-DSC01978-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at this rest area. The bathrooms were AWFUL.

wpid-DSC01981-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped here for dinner. It was a large outdoor-style place with several food stands and tables. There was a roof but you were basically sitting outside.

wpid-DSC01983-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome pork, rice, and vegetables.

Thailand 2011 — Part 3 – Temples, Outdoor Markets

2 June 2011

wpid-DSC01379-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgApproaching Bangkok’s city center

wpid-DSC01380-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThese highways were built somewhat recently, a godsend compared to the maddening gridlock I remember back in the mid 90s. Because traffic flows more freely, pollution at the street level doesn’t feel quite as sickening.

wpid-DSC01382-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe Civic with different tail lights and a BMW 5-series to its right.
BMW’s presence here is much greater than it used to be, but it still pales in comparison to Mercedes-Benz. I told my brother that if he saw a Cadillac, I’d give him $50. If he got a picture, I’d give him $20 more. I think I’ll be holding on to my money.

wpid-DSC01385-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere’s a cell phone somewhere on that Samsung billboard.

wpid-DSC01389-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI think we approached the city on highway 7? My phone’s crummy GPS kept putting me in Los Angeles.

wpid-DSC01391-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAmerican Standard! A huge billboard for toilets. A lot of the old-fashioned porcelain holes are being slowly replaced by Western-style upright flush toilets.

wpid-DSC01393-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNissan Cefiro (Maxima/I35)

wpid-DSC01394-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThat’s a Ford SUV of some sort up there.

wpid-DSC01397-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg’Lolyers’ Council. Check out the red E34 BMW.

wpid-DSC01398-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWhite dude staying cool. Americans and Europeans are starting to look weird to me. I guess they’ve always looked weird, but I never noticed until they were singled out as a minority.

wpid-DSC01399-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRoundabout. Apparently some political protests took place here a few months earlier.

wpid-DSC01402-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAnother sharp-looking W124 Benz

wpid-DSC01404-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAt the King’s Palace. Out of respect, they ask that people not wear sleeveless shirts, shorts, short skirts, overly tight pants, overly tight shirts, or just about anything that isn’t a basic sleeved shirt and long pants. My brother, sister, and stepdad went inside to buy some ugly-ass parachute pants.

wpid-DSC01407-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe big temple that the King worships at.

wpid-DSC01410-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe pants are white Dockers, acquired on sale for only $30 at Macy’s. That month-long road trip I took earlier in the year caused me to gain a dozen pounds, unfortunately, so the pants aren’t fitting as comfortably as they should. I suspect that through a combination of diarrhea and sweat, I’ll lose it all by the time I get home.
Left to right: Uncle, stepdad, sister, me, brother (behind me. looking down), grandmother, cousin, aunt, mom, brother.

wpid-DSC01412-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAmericans and other foreigners pay more for entry than Thais. I started speaking English so the tour guide caught on that I wasn’t a Thai citizen (I haven’t been since 1997) and charged me extra.

wpid-DSC01413-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOur licensed tour guide. He’s 74 with a solid sense of humor.

wpid-DSC01415-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCheck out the architecture. Its so obsessively ornate it’s almost Catholic.

wpid-DSC01416-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy mom told me I used to run around here as a toddler.

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Its effing hot and I’m dripping like a rain cloud.

wpid-DSC01419-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMom had me get a candle, flower, incense, and a gold foil to make a blessing. I’ve come to really despise these tedious rituals, so to appease her I lit the incense, lit the candle, placed everything where they were supposed to go, affixed the gold foil to the statue, and got the out of the way.

wpid-DSC01420-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe tour guide said this was something along the lines of “the biggest buddha statue.” I’m sure there’s some wacky character somewhere in the world who has built a larger one, but I took what he said to mean this was the most culturally significant.

wpid-DSC01421-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWhen you go inside, you have to remove your shoes and sit on the floor with your feet facing away from the statue, as pointing your feet at anyone of higher esteem (or a religious symbol) is considered disrespectful. I told my mom my knees weren’t going to tolerate it and walked out. My left knee was acting up again, and I hate sitting on the floor with my legs folded behind me — its ridiculous and uncomfortable. I think its time for Thais to adopt church pews.

wpid-DSC01423-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStunning detail. It borders on silly, which is how I feel about the Cathedral Basilica in St Louis. Its beautiful if you stand far away, but up close it has the same impact as 30″ spinners on a pink Escalade.
Still, you have to admire the amount of labor and level of devotion that went into putting this together.

wpid-DSC01424-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFrom far away its visually stunning. As someone who prefers minimalist architecture, this feels like staring at the sun.

Photos weren’t permitted inside, but I got to see the king’s throne. It was elaborate, ornate, and way over the top. A free and modern society with a monarchy is so… dated. The throne room was air conditioned, so I was reluctant to leave.

wpid-DSC01425-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLike the British, the palace guards must stand completely still.

wpid-DSC01427-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy uncle.

wpid-DSC01428-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLand Cruiser

wpid-DSC01429-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome marching exercise of some sort.

wpid-DSC01432-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis is a reception building. President Clinton was here in 1996. Elaborate shows and dances were performed in the square. Personally, I find such displays to be weird, creepy, and undemocratic. Some people take pride in them. So be it.

wpid-DSC01435-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMore guards.

wpid-DSC01436-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFrom left to right (front): My brother, my sister, my grandmother.

wpid-DSC01439-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA busy intersection

wpid-DSC01441-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWalking across the street. The crosswalk was broken so we basically risked death. I put my hand up to try and get the traffic to stop.

wpid-DSC01446-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01448-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to Au Bon Pain across the street for pastries and vanilla shakes.

wpid-DSC01449-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThose idiots sitting in the doorway blocking everyone are vendors trying to make money off of tourists. They were selling Chinese accordion fans, pictures, drawings, and other nonsense. I shoved one on the way in (making it look accidental of course) and intentionally dropped a piece of my cinnamon bun on the floor next to one of them as I walked by. They had the gall to act annoyed. THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MORONS.

wpid-DSC01450-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe met up with my cousin’s aunt. My first car was a Sentra like this but in white.

wpid-DSC01454-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01453-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome military buildings

wpid-DSC01456-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Toyota Crown

wpid-DSC01461-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Corolla taxi with ugly-ass frog eyes.

wpid-DSC01462-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Nissan Teana (Maxima)

wpid-DSC01465-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn Acura [Honda] Legend!

wpid-DSC01467-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA railyard full of retired passenger cars.

wpid-DSC01468-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy little cousin got excited upon seeing it, and actually so did I.

wpid-DSC01473-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSlums

wpid-DSC01477-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPeople in this country have pretty good teeth.

wpid-DSC01478-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNissan dealer.

wpid-DSC01479-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI dont know what this is, a mall?
[Big C is a chain of Wal-Mart-style discount superstores with clothes, groceries, electronics, and darn near everything else.]

wpid-DSC01480-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNissan Sunny

wpid-DSC01481-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01483-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Sangyong Stavic, I believe. Made in Korea.

wpid-DSC01485-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSup

wpid-DSC01486-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNot sure what’s going on in this ad.
[We were there during the elections. This guy’s signs were attention grabbers.]

wpid-DSC01487-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA college of some sort offering an MBA program. That reminds me… I need to study for the GMAT.

wpid-DSC01490-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCampaign signs

wpid-DSC01491-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgRoyal Air Force Academy entrance

wpid-DSC01492-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy great aunt greeting us

wpid-DSC01493-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI started sitting up on the couches in 2006. In 1996 I think I sat on the floor. I’m too fat, too Westernized, and my knees and joints are too shabby to do the traditional floor thing.

wpid-DSC01495-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA hearty lunch with tom yum goong, chicken curry with chicken feet, roast chicken, and rice. Good stuff.

wpid-DSC01497-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOur “limo,” a Toyota Commuter. The chauffeur is sitting on a bench waiting for us.

wpid-DSC01499-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn upright toilet with old-fashioned flushing. You take the container in the blue bucket and pour it into the toilet to flush the contents down.

I can feel diarrhea beginning to set in. I think it started when I mistakenly used tap water to wet my toothbrush.

wpid-DSC01502-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI’m SOAKING WET from sweat. I had to ask for a towel. On the plus side, I found a wifi connection and got online with my phone.
Left to right: Me, my great aunt, my brother.

wpid-DSC01504-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy grandmother and her sister

wpid-DSC01507-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome dragon fruit

wpid-DSC01514-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis strip mall sells automotive stuff, mostly Autozone-type nonsense.

wpid-DSC01517-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLike Oregon and New Jersey, an attendant fills your tank.

It was a LONG, HOT day spent mostly outdoors. I’m kind of glad its over.

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3 June 2011

I somehow woke up at 7am.

wpid-DSC01526-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent for lunch. My uncle’s Toyota diesel pickup has about 150,000 miles. Runs great.

wpid-DSC01533-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNote that many cars sold here do not have heater cores, because heat in Thailand is like air conditioning in the arctic.

wpid-DSC01532-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg
wpid-DSC01531-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy diarrhea is approaching “full blown” status

wpid-DSC01535-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFinished reading The Wal-Mart Effect around 1pm.

wpid-DSC01536-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFinished writing my review at 3pm.

wpid-DSC01519-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHeaded to Tesco-Lotus for groceries and other odds and ends.

wpid-DSC01537-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis LG 50″ plasma TV is about $3000USD, a bit high, I think.

wpid-DSC01538-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThese digital cameras are reasonably priced, between $30 and $100.

wpid-DSC01539-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis computer is $566 USD, and everything on display is quite underpowered. Above, a Toshiba laptop for $400 includes a measly 160GB hard drive, 1GB of RAM, and an AMD processor line that I’ve never heard of.

wpid-DSC01540-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTrying out exotic varieties of chips including seaweed.

wpid-DSC01541-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBlech. This ground meat display was out in the open with flies buzzing about. I guess its self-serve.

wpid-DSC01542-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPAPER TOWELS! Every place I’ve eaten or been to expect you to use toilet paper to wipe your hands and face as you eat, which means you end up with little clumps of TP all over your face and hands. Paper towels are godly. I bought six large rolls.

wpid-DSC01543-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCream to ease your next colonoscopy… or a biscuit roll.

wpid-DSC01544-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMayo.

wpid-DSC01547-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWonderfully convenient.

wpid-DSC01548-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBecause there is no center lane, people seem content to use the oncoming lane as a turning lane.

wpid-DSC01550-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLooks like a safe place for a kid… not.

wpid-DSC01551-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMore proof that the third world has moved beyond manual windows.

wpid-DSC01552-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI think 90% of the vehicles on the road are pickup trucks.

wpid-DSC01553-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to the outdoor market. Picked up some fried doughnut thingies.

wpid-DSC01556-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPiracy! Illegal copies of whatever music you want, if you’re into pop. They were playing Train and Savage Garden on a loud sound system. Ugh.

wpid-DSC01557-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at a bank. Hours are 11am-7pm.

wpid-DSC01558-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBought fried fish

wpid-DSC01559-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOne of our dogs. The dogs here are.. functional.

wpid-DSC01561-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI bought some custard spread, delicious on bread and pastries.

wpid-DSC01562-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPAPER TOWELS! PRAISE JEEBUS!

wpid-DSC01563-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFound some blueberry and chocolate banana Pocky. The chip flavors are chicken, seafood, and seaweed. Haven’t tried the chips yet. The Pocky had all melted together, unfortunately, forming one massive super-Pocky.

wpid-DSC01565-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDinner for me. Some rice, chicken, and cucumber.

wpid-DSC01566-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBREAD! OH SWEET BREAD. I didnt realize how much I missed it. I ate a slice with custard spread.

wpid-DSC01567-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCroissant sack, only $1 USD. Surprisingly good.

wpid-DSC01568-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy cousin hanging out.

wpid-DSC01569-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI bought this yogurt drink with active cultures in an attempt at filling my digestive system with something that might counteract the bug that’s giving me diarrhea. I dont think its working.

wpid-DSC01572-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHillaroid being interviewed on TV.

wpid-DSC01574-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBlech.

wpid-DSC01575-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGrandpa is intrigued.

wpid-DSC01576-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThey have satellite TV and a bazillion channels. This girl is talking about phones. She’s holding up the iPhone 4.

wpid-DSC01580-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome Laotian dance show.

wpid-DSC01581-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn ad for the Toyota Corolla Altis.

wpid-DSC01583-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA motoring channel. All theyve done is walk around looking at motorcycles and cars. No one is doing any driving. The girl is hot though.

wpid-DSC01584-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe news says someone was caught trying to smuggle reptiles out of Thailand. I bet it was that kid in Portland, Oregon…

wpid-DSC01585-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg
“I like turtles.”


Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC01586-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01591-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBlueberry Pocky. The heat caused most of it to melt together and form one giant Pocky.

wpid-DSC01593-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI watched a few episodes of Breakout Kings.

wpid-DSC01594-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgNori Seaweed Lays. Not bad. The seaweed taste is subtle and pleasant.

wpid-DSC01595-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe chip is lightly seasoned.

wpid-DSC01596-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSpicy grilled chicken Lays. Strangely, both plain and rippled chips are in the bag.

wpid-DSC01597-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01598-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis Spicy Seafood flavor is a lot like tom yum goong.

4 June 2011

wpid-DSC01600-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOne of the dogs. He’s camera shy.

wpid-DSC01601-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01606-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent for a ride in the back of the truck to get lunch. The camera, memory card, or card reader is misbehaving.

wpid-DSC01611-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOrdered fried rice.

wpid-DSC01615-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt started raining right after we got back from lunch

wpid-DSC01672-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgChocolate banana Pocky has an unusually strong banana aftertaste

wpid-DSC01676-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe ice cream truck came by. It wasnt quite a truck. It was more like a motorcycle with a refrigerated sidecart attached to it. Cones were available, but this one came in the form of a hot dog bun.

wpid-DSC01678-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBurning off my remaining stash of Criminal Minds episodes

wpid-DSC01680-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgKids playing tarzan on the hammock

wpid-DSC01681-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDinner. Nice spread

wpid-DSC01682-2011-08-6-13-03.jpglol, my mom back in the early 70s

wpid-DSC01683-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDrifting on TV. So boring

wpid-DSC01736-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01737-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgEnjoyed a box of sweetened milk while watching O Brother Where Art Thou. I expected better from The Cohen Brothers.

5 June 2011

wpid-DSC01741-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe crammed into my aunt’s car to go to lunch

wpid-DSC01745-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI ordered noodles with pork

wpid-DSC01746-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01747-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother and sister were spoiled with ice cream

wpid-DSC01748-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe kitchen

wpid-DSC01749-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI dont think any cars in this region are equipped with a heater core

wpid-DSC01752-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTurned my suitcase into a desk.

wpid-DSC01753-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy clothes drying outside. It takes forever due to the humidity

wpid-DSC01755-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01756-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgEnjoying Automobile Magazine as a storm rolls in

wpid-DSC01757-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01758-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMom picked up KFC for dinner. It was as terrible here as it is back home.

wpid-DSC01759-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01760-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe egg tart is basically a miniature pie filled with custard.

A quiet day overall.
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June 6 2011

wpid-DSC01762-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHello dog

wpid-DSC01763-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgM-150 is a non-carbonated energy drink. It gave me a swift kick in the ass. I stayed up late last night watching the Oliver Stone movie “Wall Street” and got up early to head to the golf course. I ended up not going and I’m glad I didn’t — I intended to hang out and mooch some wifi, but learned that the clubhouse lacks air conditioning.
[Discovered later on that there’s a coffee shop there with cold AC.]

wpid-DSC01764-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI continued reading “Guts” by Bob Lutz as I scarfed down a bowl of noodles for breakfast.

wpid-DSC01765-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent with mom to the market. I was utterly bored — I ended up stuck with a bunch of women shopping for clothes.

wpid-DSC01766-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgTuk tuk, an open-air three-wheel taxi that’s as much Thailand as apple pie is American

wpid-DSC01767-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLittle brother scoping out the backpack selection

wpid-DSC01768-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA Hyundai Starex van

wpid-DSC01769-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy older little brother

wpid-DSC01774-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI got the train conductor to wave at me!

wpid-DSC01775-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe engine sounded loud and crude

wpid-DSC01777-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe passenger cars looked pretty beat.

wpid-DSC01779-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBy the open windows I’m going to assume there’s no AC.

wpid-DSC01778-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt was about five or six cars long and sputtered by slowly, making tractor-like sounds rather than the smooth diesel-electric hum us Westerners are accustomed to.

wpid-DSC01782-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at a roadside stand to buy some soda. It was served in a bag. It was warm — I’ve been avoiding consuming any drinks that contain ice because the ice typically comes from unpure sources.

wpid-DSC01783-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot home, one of the dogs offered a salutation.

wpid-DSC01785-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg“sup guys”

wpid-DSC01786-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSeven us squeezed into a Toyota Yaris (Vios)

wpid-DSC01787-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis road was pointlessly marked into two lanes. It was wide enough for one car and one motorcycle

wpid-DSC01788-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBig temple

wpid-DSC01790-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMore narrow roads

wpid-DSC01791-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot out on a main road. We were heading to a computer store about an hour or so away. A storm was approaching.

wpid-DSC01793-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgConstruction debris was in the air, making it difficult to see.

wpid-DSC01794-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStoplights with timers. The bottom two lights were green arrows pointing forward and right

wpid-DSC01796-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn old VW Golf, which is a bit rare here

wpid-DSC01799-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMotorcyclists seem to go in whatever direction they want

wpid-DSC01801-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01802-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot to the HP store. They didn’t have anything of value. The long drive was kind of a waste. I’m not sure why we came all the way out there — my uncle and grandmother even followed in a separate vehicle. I told my mom the Lotus department store ten minutes away from home had whatever they were looking for in the electronics section.

wpid-DSC01805-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother and I searched for wifi and found a decent signal. There’s lots of open routers in Thailand


Fast Tube by Casper


Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC01806-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPlace of worship and such

wpid-DSC01807-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFish farm

wpid-DSC01809-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGod-awful wing

wpid-DSC01810-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis sad looking shanty on the river would probably cost $1000/mo to rent if it was relocated to New York City

wpid-DSC01811-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHeavy construction. Apparently 13 soldiers were killed by lightning within a couple miles of us

wpid-DSC01813-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA family outing. I guess they’re off to Olive Garden for the unlimited pasta special. Or not.

wpid-DSC01814-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe king back there, acting all god-like

wpid-DSC01815-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA huge tire shop.

Thailand 2011 — Part 2 – Heading to Bangkok

31 May 2011

wpid-DSC01226-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy aunt took my brother and I out for lunch.

wpid-DSC01227-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgShe drives the equivalent of a Yaris, a Toyota Vios, “loaded” with a CD player, remote keyless, and power windows.

wpid-DSC01225-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIts an awkward looking tall car but its narrow enough to carve through these winding dirt roads. Its all soft and wobbly too, which might make it unsuitable for fast-moving Texas highways but in the third world, it smooths out the [frequent lack of] pavement.
All I cared about was the air conditioning, which was more than adequate.

wpid-DSC01232-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA truck full of school kids in the back


Fast Tube by Casper

wpid-DSC01234-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSat down for lunch

wpid-DSC01235-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA school, kids in uniform

wpid-DSC01237-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGreen Fanta. I dont know exactly how to describe the taste other than “green.” Its quite good.

wpid-DSC01238-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBowl of noodles. I don’t understand why such a hot, tropical climate eats so much spicy, boiling hot food. I think of soup as a winter thing. If I lived here, I’d eat nothing but ice cream and ice cubes.

wpid-DSC01239-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThere was a fly in my soup. I spooned it out and continued eating. This delicious outdoor meal was the equivalent of 30 cents.

wpid-DSC01240-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy brother

wpid-DSC01242-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI also ordered fried rice with pork.

wpid-DSC01244-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgHeaded back to the house.

wpid-DSC01245-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgApproached the gate to the house.

wpid-DSC01246-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI stood in front of the air conditioner with my hands in the air. This is only time you’ll ever see me showing deep appreciation for a Mitsubishi.

wpid-DSC01247-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSix passengers because we can!

wpid-DSC01248-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgOngoing development east of Bangkok means more stores, better roads, cleaner living conditions, and better infrastructure. It used to be that hours of travel were required to find a busy retail area and a high-speed road. Not anymore.

wpid-DSC01250-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStill cant wrap my ahead around driving on the left.

wpid-DSC01251-2011-08-6-13-03.jpg90km, which is something in the neighborhood of 50mph?

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The center stack intrudes into my leg room quite a bit.

wpid-DSC01255-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPulled into a shell station

wpid-DSC01256-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI know a handful of frugal Americans are wondering where the base”-model stripper” cars are — vehicles equipped with minimal luxuries and features sold for cheap. Let me tell you, the third world has embraced power windows and keyless entry. Deal with it.

wpid-DSC01258-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01260-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe price for the lowest octane rating is $29 baht/L. That’s roughly $3.70 a gallon. Expensive.

wpid-DSC01262-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01264-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgArrived at a Tesco/Lotus, a chain of department stores co-owned by a British firm.

wpid-DSC01265-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI havent seen Mister Donut in St Louis since the 80s, but there’s one here.

wpid-DSC01267-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA whole aisle of nothing but fish sauce.

wpid-DSC01269-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn aisle for choosey moms.

wpid-DSC01271-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe largest soda bottle I saw was 1.5 liters. In ten years I’m sure 3-liter Shastas will make an appearance.

wpid-DSC01272-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFortified milk drinks.

wpid-DSC01273-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBought a few cases of this.

wpid-DSC01274-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAh ha! Found it! A small shelf devoted to Coke Zero and Diet Coke. I knew people here were getting fat.

wpid-DSC01275-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLexus. Its a cracker. Hopefully more flavorful than the car.

I wandered over to the electronics department to get a card reader. I’m borrowing a Sony Cybershot because my Panasonic is being serviced back home for a dirty lens. Finding memory stick media and readers is kind of a pain in the ass. The company that made the first floppy drive camera (remember Mavica?) turns around and forces proprietary memory formats down our throats, with no advantage in convenience, usability, or performance.
The 8GB memory stick was about 60 dollars, which I passed on (I’ll just have to empty my 2GB card daily). The USB MS reader was only 89 baht or about 3 dollars.

wpid-DSC01276-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFilled the cart.

wpid-DSC01278-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA useless photo from the checkout line.

wpid-DSC01279-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBack there is a “Clean Karaoke” room. I guess you pay to stand in a decorated booth and sing. Hardcore stuff.

wpid-DSC01280-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe Colonel. My cousin in the yellow shorts is getting some ice cream. There was also a Dairy Queen in the store, which is odd since DQs are closing all over America.

wpid-DSC01281-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgwpid-DSC01283-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe parking lot has covered spaces with lighting.

wpid-DSC01284-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAfter spending the day in a Vios (Yaris), that ugly-ass Honda Accord looks quite appealing.

wpid-DSC01290-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent to an outdoor market.

wpid-DSC01306-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBought some vegetables.

wpid-DSC01292-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFruit stand. Cut and rested on ice thats likely not super clean.

wpid-DSC01293-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFried fish

wpid-DSC01294-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgFermented fish paste, fried fish


Fast Tube by Casper

Wandering around an outdoor market.

wpid-DSC01296-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPicked up a couple chickens. A whole bird, plus more, was just over 3 dollars, and it was delicious.

wpid-DSC01297-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBlood cubes, a hard-to-find thing that I enjoy in noodles, only 30 cents.

wpid-DSC01298-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI’m glad this picture was blurry. Its a guy selling fried insects.

wpid-DSC01300-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgChicken feet!

wpid-DSC01302-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSalted eggs, om nom

wpid-DSC01303-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSome fried dough balls

wpid-DSC01305-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSausages, kind of shady looking.

wpid-DSC01310-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBack on the road. Motorcyclists sometimes use the shoulder to drive the wrong way. Saw a Honda Civic doing it earlier.
I didn’t get a picture of it, but we passed an elephant on the highway. He was strolling down the shoulder, having a good time. I wish American deer had the discipline to stay in the shoulder. Until they do, I’ll continue to advocate the killing of every last deer in North America.

wpid-DSC01311-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThis is a Mitsubishi “CATALYTIC CHAMP.” Its the kind of super-awesome-tastic model name that makes you want to pump your fist in the air.

wpid-DSC01312-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMemory card readers I bought at Tesco Lotus. They worked, thankfully. I had issues with the one I brought from home. The girl at the counter handed me the pink ones. I preferred blue but didnt want to bother with the translation.

wpid-DSC01313-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgDinner. Scarfed down some rice, roast chicken, fried eggs, and curry.

That concludes my night. My stepdad is in the living room watching a Dustin Hoffman movie on TV, and surprisingly its in English without subtitles. Also, they blur out scenes where people are smoking cigarettes.

I’m going to be out here in the jungle for at least a week. I should have installed Simcity to pass the time.

1 June 2011

I fell asleep last night watching Bones and Conan O’Brien, then woke up at 10am. I had a pack of M&Ms, took a long shower, and read a couple chapters of “The Wal-Mart Effect”

wpid-DSC01318-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI went with my aunt to get lunch with my siblings.

wpid-DSC01324-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWent and dropped off a neighbor lady who was quite old

wpid-DSC01326-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe roads… just pretend its a picture of Spokane, Washington.

wpid-DSC01327-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSat down and enjoyed a serving of fried rice and fried eggs.

wpid-DSC01332-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe same is true here as it is back in the states: Coke is vastly superior to Pepsi.
Pepsi is what they served at concentration camps to torture the jews.

My parents went to play some golf. A new course within an hour of here was built within the last 3 years.

wpid-DSC01337-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgGot some reading done and settled in at the end of the night with season 6 of Bones and a root beer.

wpid-DSC01339-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIt rained hard. Not much to see in the picture.

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2 June 2011

wpid-DSC01346-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe loaded up the “Town Car”, a 15-passenger Toyota Commuter van with no seat belts, and headed into Bangkok.

wpid-DSC01347-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe stuff on the headliner is a blessing for safe travels, a ritual performed by a Buddhist monk. Personally, I’d rather rely on my mirrors.

wpid-DSC01349-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at an ATM next to a 7-11

wpid-DSC01350-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThese Nissan Frontiers and Navaras are everywhere, but despite Nissan’s strong growth in the truck market, Nissan’s passenger cars are becoming scarce. I saw a few Teanas (Maximas) and older Cefiros, but Toyota and Mitsubishi seem to dominate passenger cars. The Tiida (Versa) made a big splash the last time I was here in 2006 but only a handful appear to have been sold. They lack the Corolla’s durability.

wpid-DSC01353-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA four-lane road, heading west toward the city

wpid-DSC01359-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgAn auto service shop.

wpid-DSC01362-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA gas station and convenience store.

wpid-DSC01363-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCAKE. It tasted like cake.

wpid-DSC01365-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThese guys on motorcycles will make a lane anywhere they want.

wpid-DSC01368-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgA roadside stand was selling coconut rice, steamed in bamboo.

wpid-DSC01367-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIts super, super sweet.

wpid-DSC01373-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPaid the toll for the elevated highway, a little over $1 for four wheels.

Thailand 2011 — Part 1 – St Louis MO to Thailand

1996, 2006, and 2011 — On the three occasions I’ve been to Thailand, it was as if I was visiting an entirely different country. Every two to three years Thailand leaps forward a decade, pulling itself into the modern world.

Most of my time was spent with my relatives out in the middle of nowhere, but we managed to head to Bangkok and Phuket for shopping, eating, kickboxing, the red light district in Patong, and an elaborate elephant show.

It was HOT — swampy, humid, and steamy. American Airlines was awful, but thankfully the bulk of the flight was with Korean Airlines.

This log was written during the trip, thus the present tense writing.

Travel Log:
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The captions are placed below the corresponding image.


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May 29-30 2011
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With 30 hours of travel ahead of me, I made sure to pack enough entertainment essentials to last days. Through Zinio, I had a dozen or so unread magazines which I made sure to download to my Thinkpad.

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I also stopped at Barnes and Noble to pick up a few books. One is Sam Walton’s autobiography, written before he died of cancer in 1992. The other is a critique and explanation of Wal-Mart’s business model, which has so far been refreshingly unbiased. Third is a book on the flaws and dangers of JM Keynes’ economic theories. Fourth is a book I bought a few months ago but never got around to reading, a story on how Yugo came to America and quickly disappeared.

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Oh, and of course I grabbed my two latest copies of Nines, a publication from the Saab Club of North America.

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There’s my dog Newton. His expressive face makes him fun to photograph. I won’t be seeing him for a month.

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I bought a pair of new headphones before leaving town. The last authorized Grado dealer in St Louis is a guy who runs a shop out of his house. These SR40s sound amazing, especially for $30. They easily outperform most competing $50-$100 competitors. Unfortunately, cans this large are like earmuffs in a tropical climate.

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Whoops. Error message on a display at DFW.

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At Dallas-Fort Worth (my brother pictured on the right). The layover was only 30 minutes.

We Americans have come to expect air travel to be a brutal, militaristic experience, and we put up with it because its a large country and air travel is the only practical way to get from place to place in a reasonable amount of time.
I found American Airlines to be a bit rude, especially at the check-in counter at Lambert. [Dan, I remembered your name tag. You’re a dick.] AA’s aircraft were a bit dirty, which made me wonder how thorough their maintenance procedures were.
Its a shame that TWA, a legend in aviation, was acquired and ruined by such an awful airline.

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Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX. They send all the foreigners to a separate building, which unfortunately means standing in yet another security line and walking through another x-ray.

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This was my first time on Korean Air. Despite being seated in Economy Class, it was reasonably comfortable and sparkling clean with outstanding service from the ticket counter to the flight crew.

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Yay! USB charger.

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Entertainment controller with a joystick on the back.

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Boeing 757. Thankfully NOT an Airbus.

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Scenic California

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My display was broken. Asked the flight attendant to reboot it.

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Browsing through the in-flight music selection. Koreans seem to know EXACTLY what I listen to. And they described George perfectly: “the forever icon of pop.”

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Luther! Again, they read my mind. This is the last album he recorded before he died in 2005 of a stroke.

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Coolio. Nice to know he’s making a few coins from in-flight playback royalties.

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Checking out the 757’s lavatory

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Yeah, its a toilet.

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A warm bun filled with meat.

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3D golf. The games were reasonably well made, except for the rally racing one where the steering was less like Sega Rally and more like Cruisin’ USA.

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Chicken, broccoli, cake, and fish. Outstanding for in-flight food.

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I watched “Unknown”, an excellent film despite the far-fetched story. There was a heroic Mercedes W124 in a car chase scene that endured a series of rollovers and an impact with a trolley.

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Hamster! A BBC program about colors, light, and motion.

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Approaching Seoul, South Korea

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You could watch the landing through front and bottom-mounted cameras. Quite clever, giving a sense of control to control freaks like me.

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Touching down…

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Success! 12 hours across the Pacific Ocean, completed.

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You can even watch the plane taxi.

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The 757 we just deboarded.

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We had to go through yet another security checkpoint. The Koreans didn’t go ape shit over bottled water or treat people like criminals.

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The air conditioning was a bit weak. I suppose different people are used to different levels of thermal stress, but I was sweating bullets.

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Incheon Seoul was a beautiful airport. Unfortunately, I couldn’t find a single place that sold ibuprofen.

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Stopped here to order a strawberry-banana smoothie. I experienced some leg cramps on the plane and figured I was low on potassium. I neglected to tell all of my banks that I was traveling overseas, so they’re going to see one charge in Korea at a smoothie stand and wonder who the hell stole my card.

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Wifi at Incheon. The disclaimer is in Korean except for “I Agree.” Naturally, I signed my life over and clicked “I Agree”

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The layover was just an hour. I was hoping for more time on the internet. I was only connected long enough to post “Greetings from Korea. THERE’S HELLO KITTY SHIT EVERYWHERE.” on Facebook.

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Slim can of Coca Cola made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup. Occasionally, I miss the bite of corn syrup, but the smoothness of cane sugar is far superior.

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My sister asked for Sprite. I probably should have done the same to settle my stomach. I had a headache from a lack of sleep and considered getting up to vomit in the lavatory. I was so exhausted that I wasn’t even sure I could muster up the energy to puke, so I did my best to doze off.
And I did eventually fall asleep until a baby in the row next to me started crying. Some Chinese people behind me were talking loudly. Ugh.

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This can is from 2008. 😐 Tastes fine, but I could tell it had lost some of its punch.

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Dinner. Exceptional quality for an in-flight meal.

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Filled out my travel papers.

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It was 5.5 hours from Seoul to Bangkok.

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A blurry picture of Bangkok

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The Bangkok airport is brand new. Last time I was here in 2006, and this facility was not yet built.

wpid-DSC01177-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMurals and such.

wpid-DSC01178-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBangkok International wasn’t a testament to sparkling aesthetic perfection like Incheon Seoul or Narita Tokyo, but it was easily a few steps nicer than Lambert St Louis. With the loss of business over the years and the onslaught of tornadoes, I’m surprised Lambert is still standing. Eventually, Lambert Field will be nothing but patio furniture and lemonade stands.

wpid-DSC01179-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgIconic images of Thailand

wpid-DSC01180-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLOTS of ads everywhere for the Ford Fiesta. I really need to test drive one. Probably won’t do it here, because the drivers are downright scary, but I might take one for a spin when I get home.

wpid-DSC01181-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWe took one of these 15-passenger vans and a separate pickup truck to carry all the luggage.

wpid-DSC01182-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI think its an Isuzu? I was too tired to check.
[It’s a Toyota Commuter]

wpid-DSC01184-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgBMW 5-ers ready for rental.

wpid-DSC01185-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMet up with family I hadn’t seen in five years. That’s my grandmother on the far left, then my aunt, then a professor my mom knows. She left her camera in Missouri so we brought it for her.

wpid-DSC01188-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgLoaded up the van. I sat in the rear right on top of the wheels, which did a great job of compressing my spine.

wpid-DSC01190-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgSeat belts? LOL. What seat belts? I slept for most of the journey, and sitting in the back prevented me from cringing at the aggressive driving typical of Thais.

wpid-DSC01191-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe highway system is much better than it was in the past, with the expansion of concrete barriers and less interaction with… goats.

wpid-DSC01193-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgWELCOME TO THAILAND! To use this toilet, you squat above the porcelain hole facing away from the wall. When you complete your business, you use the plastic container to scoop up the water on the left and pour it into the hole to flush. It operates on the gravity principle shared by the Western flush toilet, but lacks our lever-activated drain that empties a tankful of water into the commode. The good thing is that squatting to shit means you probably don’t need toilet paper. Unfortunately, it also means you have to put up with a water basin where mosquitoes breed.
Still, this was much more sanitary than the some of the rest areas I used in Florida, where I once had to try FOUR TIMES to find a stall that didn’t have shit on the floor and walls. [Fucking Florida]

wpid-DSC01196-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgStopped at a roadside “diner” at 1am for a bowl of noodles. Made sure to not consume anything with ice since the ice doesn’t typically come from filtered sources. I’m sticking with canned soda and bottled water. As a kid, I happily drank soda from a plastic bag with ice cubes in it, and I pissed out my ass for the duration of my visit. I won’t be doing that this time.

wpid-DSC01195-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe noodles were great. Eating hot food outdoors in this kind of heat sucks though.

wpid-DSC01201-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy grandparents’ house. This place used to be more or less completely exposed to the outside world. In 1996, I stayed in a tent in the living room. Its been improved over the past decade, and now my brother and I are staying in a bedroom with air conditioning, drywall, and nicely finished floors.

wpid-DSC01202-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgThe bathroom, complete with shower head and flush toilet.

wpid-DSC01204-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy bed.

wpid-DSC01205-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgPower converter for charging the camera.

May 31, 2011, around 2am.
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It’s strange, in this era of global broadband, to turn on a computer without being instantly connected to the outside world. But here I am, in a rural part of Thailand, using my computer without an internet connection. Its a bit like flipping a switch and expecting light.
Of course, there’s now connectivity all over the country, but at my grandparents’ house, way out in the middle of nowhere, its completely unavailable. Like television, a telephone, or running water, its one of those things that we spoiled Westerners have come to expect.
Facebook is now my primary medium for staying connected to family and friends, and my Virgin Mobile phone doesn’t have international roaming, so I basically said “goodbye” to everyone for a month. That’s okay — its easier to immerse yourself in a foreign country if you don’t have your homeland to constantly refer back to.
More importantly, there’s air conditioning, essential for the survival of a prissy round American.
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May 31, 2011
wpid-DSC01211-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgI slept 12 solid hours. When you sleep more than 10 hours, your body gets confused, almost dizzy.

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wpid-DSC01219-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgCool bike. Mom said “Dont even think about it”

wpid-DSC01220-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy uncle retrieving some fresh mangos. They were pretty amazing.

wpid-DSC01221-2011-08-6-13-03.jpgMy cousin coming home from school. I told my mom, “I think I’ll go for a bike ride”
She goes “Are you crazy?”
The answer is yes, but I’m a bit freaked out by the traffic.

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