Monthly Archives: February 2011

Quick Drive: Cadillac XLR-V

Marvin brought his black Cadillac XLR-V to the 2011 Cadillac owners meet in Chicago. After dinner at Wildfire, he generously allowed us to take it for a spin. This, for me, was an especially HUGE deal. I first saw the XLR in a magazine in 2003. I remember walking over to my friends, holding the issue in my hands, and saying word for word “What do you think of this car? Isn’t it amazing? I have to have one. I HAVE TO!”

For most men, the ultimate pin-up car is the Lamborghini Countach. For many my age (born in the 80s), it was the Diablo. For me, in adulthood, its the Cadillac XLR.

The 2004-2010 XLR never sold in large quantities due to its high price ($75k for XLR, $101k for XLR-V). The interior was never quite as nice as the Jaguar XK or Mercedes SL. But, it had a distinctive look and feel only Cadillac could do. Car and Driver described it as the ultimate luxury cruiser for rich guys who want to buy American.

The XLR-V arrived in 2006 with a  supercharged 4.4L Northstar V8 producing 440hp (100hp more than standard XLR). Like the Corvette, its built in Bowling Green on the same line. Like the Corvette, its rear-drive and made of fiberglass. BUT IT DOESN’T DRIVE LIKE A CORVETTE.

Detractors accuse the XLR of being an overpriced Vette with a boxy body and a hard folding roof, but they’ve never driven one. The Corvette is an outstanding American sports car, but it lacks the XLR’s class and finesse. XLR’s smoother ride, cushy seats, and easy steering are distinctly Cadillac. The sound of the Northstar is distinctly Cadillac. The level of comfort, quiet, and technology are miles ahead of anything offered in the C5 or C6 Corvette. But, it probably wasn’t worth the price premium for most buyers.

The XLR is arguably more reliable than the Mercedes SL of the same era and costs far less to maintain, but suffers from atrocious resale value, which makes it very appealing as a used car.

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Marvin’s XLR-V is modified with well over 500hp.

A gentle blip on the throttle got the back tires loose and made enough beautiful noise (Corsa exhaust) to scare a grizzly bear. When I wanted to go easy on it, it loped around effortlessly, as comfortably and pleasingly as my big fat Seville. The Bulgari gauges were easy to read and the seats were superbly comfortable.

But again, while build quality was good, the interior materials were not on the level of the SL. I don’t care. I still want one.


Austin took this picture of his Eldorado and Marvin’s XLR-V.

HUGE thanks to Marvin for letting me indulge an automotive fantasy. I am seriously jealous.

2011 Chicago Auto Show

In Chicago, its always cold as hell in February, but the show is so darn good that I make the five-hour journey every year.

The misery of the recession isn’t over. The absence of Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bentley, Rolls-Royce, and Aston-Martin at 2011’s auto show (like last year) is proof that Americans are more interested in needs than fantasies. Nothing in particular stood out like past years, but Chevrolet, Chrysler/Fiat, Hyundai, and Kia dominated the show with flashy new compact, midsize, and full size cars.

Saab made an appearance this year after being sold by General Motors to Spyker, showing off the new 9-5 sedan and 9-4x CUV (based on the Cadillac SRX).

Pontiac, Hummer, Mercury, and Saturn were gone, making room for existing brands to spread out and occupy more space.

Concept cars were sparse and exotics were almost entirely absent except for a red Ferrari and a Dodge Viper, both provided by local dealers. Audi showed off its topless R8 and Porsche was proud to display its bold smurf-colored Speedster.

2011 is about survival, the economic survival of American households and an auto industry emerging from one of its most difficult years since 1930.

So, this year’s auto show theme is bread and butter — the basics and necessities. The cars and trucks and wagons that serve as primary transportation for middle class families happen to be the greatest source of profits and sales volume for the world’s largest automakers.

Subtheme: Forced induction. The turbo is back.

I tried a new camera this year, a Panasonic Lumix DMCZR3 with a Leica Lens. While it endured being dropped on concrete and has the ability to take very nice images (especially at night), it wasn’t as action-friendly as my cheap old Kodaks. To get to every car on the floor in a reasonable amount of time I sometimes have to snap photos while in motion. Despite having optical anti-shake, these images taken with the Panasonic were blurry at times and didn’t turn out as well as years past. Slow focusing got in the way.

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WINNERS:

Hyundai and Kia — This was South Korea’s year to shine. The Elantra, Optima, Equus, and Sonata were standouts, not only for high build quality and design flair, but for unusually low sticker prices. Kia showed its KV7 van concept, one of the few concept cars at the show, featuring gullwing doors and animated tail lights. The Kia Optima is a spectacularly good deal, well-equipped for just under 25 grand with a 274-hp turbocharged direct-injected engine and a body and interior inspired by Audi (they actually hired away an Audi designer).

It was once said that Hyundai and Kia were mostly competitors for Chevy and Ford, offering slightly more bang for the buck and longer warranties for otherwise mundane cars. Now, they’re going after Germany and Japan, offering style and value that Nissan, Volkswagen, Honda, and Toyota can’t competitively offer (the Yen doesn’t help).

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Ford — Cars and trucks were displayed on tall platforms like monuments to Ford’s dramatic (but fragile) turnaround. Live music and excitement conveyed a high level of confidence from a reborn American icon. I’ve never strongly loved or disliked Ford, so I didn’t spend a whole lot of time there. Densely packed and highly interested crowds kept me from getting close to the Mustang, Explorer, Flex, and Focus. I’ll revisit those at a local dealership later on.

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Chevrolet — A demo of the Volt around a small track was available this year and the long line to drive one is evidence that the expensive plug-in range-extended electric could be a big success for GM. The Volt’s interior was unimpressive, with shiny painted plastic panels on the door that fail at distracting your eyes from the hard and hollow plastics on the center console and dashboard. The seats were comfy, build quality was high (despite cheap materials inside), and the back seat and cargo areas were reasonably sized. The Sonic was a massive improvement over the Aveo, as is the Cruze over the Cobalt. Hot Wheels was handing out small die cast Camaro convertibles. As always, the Corvette and Camaro were surrounded by quite a crowd.

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Audi —  Contrary to what marketing experts seem to believe, Americans are still interested in posh, flashy, expensive cars. Audi trumped BMW (located next door) with sharp designs, stunning interiors, and showstoppers like the fire engine red R8 Spyder. Audi locked the doors and closed the top but allowed people to go right up and touch it. Despite having a generous level of access, the crowd voluntarily stood 5-10 feet away from the car out of respect and admiration, as if it was baby Jesus with a ragtop.

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Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep/Fiat —  Following the successful and emotional Superbowl ad, Chrysler ignited interest just in time for the show. The Chrysler 300, 200, Dodge Charger, Dodge Durango, Jeep Grand Cherokee, and Fiat 500 were crowd pleasers. All feature dramatically improved interiors, some that could even be considered best in class (Grand Cherokee). The once ungainly Sebring convertible has been renamed and restyled as the Chrysler 200 — a car that looks much, much better in person than it does in Chrysler’s staged photos from last week. By eliminating the roof that carries over from the Sebring sedan to the 200 sedan, the convertible manages to look expensive, clean, and graceful. Chrysler 200 sedans feature chrome “200” badges on the doors to make it clear to the public that it is absolutely not a Sebring (though mechanically, some of it is).

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Fiat — A pompous fellow was complaining to us about the Fiat 500’s inability to fold its rear seats flat into the floor (by the way, my fat ass fits unusually well in the back of the little Fiat). I showed him how by simply lowering the head rests and pushing a button. He then complained that the car should never have included rear seats and that he only buys cars with racing pedigrees, then huffed off angrily. Apparently he forgot who Ferrari, Maserati, and Alfa Romeo’s parent company was. He probably went home in a base model Camry and cried himself to sleep with his 30 cats. Douchebag.

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LOSERS:

Acura — They decided to show off its ugliest vehicle, the ZDX, in the worst possible color: dog shit brown. The Acura display area was sparsely populated with most people using it as an easy way to walk to other sections.

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Toyota/Lexus — In the absence of brands like Saturn, Pontiac, Hummer, and Mercury, Toyota and Lexus decided to dramatically increase the space they occupied on the show floor. A quarter of the space was used for Toyota’s live off-road truck demonstration. The vehicles themselves were rather mundane. The LS460 was outshined by the Hyundai Equus. It only took a few steps to walk over and notice the LS460’s cheap carpeting, average interior assembly, and large body panel gaps. The Equus, while derivatively styled, was impressively built.

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OTHERS:

Saab — The 9-5 and 9-4x sedan and crossover made an appearance. The 9-5 lacks wood and aluminum trim due to supplier changes when Saab ceased to be a General Motors division. The interior of the 9-5 is nicely styled but lacks an upscale feel. The gauges were turned off so I couldn’t sample the altimeter-style speedometer. I was pleased to see the brand show up at all after being gone last year, but the 9-3 is long, long overdue for replacement.

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Volvo — The new S60, advertised as the naughty Volvo, looks awkward in photos but comes across well in person. The nose is nice and low despite being too ‘snouty.’ By far, the S60’s seats were the most comfortable at the show with a chic Swedish interior decorated with high quality crocodile-like leather. [I miss my 2001 S60.]

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Volkswagen —  The new Jetta is sad. Exterior styling is clean but bland and the interior took a dramatic step down. The price dropped too, evidence of VW’s new attempt at winning over American buyers by going downmarket and competing with the Corolla. Hyundai’s well-made new Elantra ruins Volkswagen’s market share expansion plans for the downgraded Jetta. Older products on display like the CC sedan show VW’s ability to build high-quality and highly desirable cars. The Routan was thankfully not present. The new Passat, formerly an entry-luxury car known for its solidity and comfort, also took a step down, though not as dramatically as the Jetta.

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Suzuki — Kizashi is a stunner. Suzuki turned the new Kizashi on its side and highlighted its underbody and architecture. A large billboard demonstrated the car’s ability to cross rough terrain without skipping a beat. If you’re looking for a family car with a high-quality interior and require all-wheel drive, the Kizashi might be the best bang for the buck ever. If you don’t require AWD, the Kia Optima steals some of the Kizashi’s thunder. Still, its a strong contender worthy of consideration.

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Subaru — The Outback is ungainly, reaching into SUV territory occupied by the Forrester. Subaru, once considered Japan’s little Saab, is getting a bit too mainstream and losing some of its character. Personality issues aside, the cars continue to be well made.

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Nissan and Infiniti — It was a mixed bag for the two brands. Infiniti unveiled the swoopy Etherea concept car, drawing quite a crowd with its dramatic nose and chic interior. The GTR was drew the attention of young men, particularly frat boys with backwards baseball caps. The Altima, Titan, Maxima, Versa, and Sentra were beginning to look very cheap and dated. The 2.5L Altima was a particularly sad car to sit in, with a cheap and depressing interior that looks like it fell out of 2002.

The new Quest minivan, however, drew a large crowd and was by far the nicest vehicle Nissan had on display (see review). Its a beautiful van in a sea of ugly boxes.

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Mercedes-Benz — I loved the new SLS, a sport-luxury car with the drama and soul (and architecture) of a Dodge Viper. Everything else on display was pretty darn ugly, except the SL550 and Gelandewagen. A Maybach 57 was present but looked like it was already a decade old, surpassed in sophistication by the S-class.

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Mazda — As a Miata fan for 18 years, the highlight for me was the Miata display two 1990 examples that originally appeared at the Chicago Auto Show in 1989. Mazda lost a few fans when the third-generation “NC” Miata came out in 2006 alongside competition from Pontiac’s Solstice and Saturn’s Sky, but after a few refinements the modern classic is lower, more attractive, and stiffer than before. Back then, the Miata was a response to the bland, lifeless boxes that dominated most of the market in the 1980s. Today, as competitors like the Solstice, Z3, and Sky have come and gone (or moved upscale) and cars have become heavy and complex, the Miata sticks to its original formula of go-kart handling, big smiles, and low pricing. Calculating inflation, the $13800 1990 Miata is about even with today’s pricing which starts at $23k. Once you factor in dramatic improvements in safety, comfort, features, and power (70% more than in 1990), the 2011 Mazda Miata is one hell of a bargain.

I didn’t bother looking at anything else from Mazda. I was happy to see the Miata and eager to rest my weary feet.

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Land Rover — Supposedly, parent company Tata may split the Range Rover and Land Rover brands into a luxury passenger vehicle division and an off-road truck division. This would make room for road-oriented concepts like the Range Rover Evoque, a small Ford Escape-sized wagon thing. The Tata Nano was not present.

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Jaguar — Stunning interiors and attention to detail sum up Jaguar, with crowds clamoring to get into the new XJ. I love the exposed yellow Bowers and Wilkins speakers. I’m not too keen on the styling.

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Porsche — Porsche admits that it builds monsters like the Cayenne and ungainly frogs like the Panamera to fund its passion for sports cars, so I can forgive its wandering. The new 911 Speedster pays homage to Porsche’s heritage. Only 356 will be built (obviously in honor of the Porsche 356) and one will cost you two hundred grand. Putting the top up and down takes two minutes and a lot of manual labor, but who cares. Its stunning. The Panamera’s back seat is perfectly usable, but ingress and egress are difficult.

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Cadillac — The DTS Platinum has the interior that should have been standard on the DTS back in 2006. The Black Diamond CTS-V has a $5000 paint job that sparkles like jewelry… or sandpaper… depending on your perspective.

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Buick — The new Regal will not include AWD, which is rather unfortunate. Buick is growing to fill the void left by Oldsmobile, Pontiac, and Saturn. Expect future Buicks to be based on Chinese and German (Opel) designs. I noticed that an exterior light on the Regal CXL was beginning to melt from being left on all day.

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BMW — The new 6-series is long and low but a bit bland.

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Here’s some conversion vans:

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I didn’t spend any time at the Lincoln, Honda, or Toyota displays this year because, honestly, who gives a shit. I woke up late and only had an orange and banana for breakfast, so I got suckered into a $3.33 churro and $2 bottle of soda which kept me full enough to make it to dinner, which was at Leona’s in Oak Brook with my fellow Cadillac owners.

We split into groups and wandered around the floor. The guy in the blue sweater was mistaken for me several times, equally brown and wearing my identical Polo sweater.

The ticket for entry was only $6 due to a Groupon deal that Danielle found but parking was a slightly insane $19, though the shuttle service was free. Two years ago I remember having to trudge through the snow and descend a narrow stairway.

Traffic seemed worse this year as well. From Downers Grove I remember only needing 40 minutes to get downtown. This year it took an hour to get from Schaumburg.

Hopefully next year’s auto show is more of a show and less of a consumer goods exhibit.

Photos from the Cadillac owners meet.

Off to Chicago. See you Monday!

UPDATE: See 2011 Chicago Auto Show Pictures

I’m heading to Chicago for the auto show and a Cadillac owners meet. Expect a big update on Monday or Tuesday with pictures from the show, my road trip, and the meet. The Seville is in need of wheel bearings and a power steering pump, so I’ll driving the Saab convertible.I’m also looking forward to eating at Portillos.

Cheers,
Jesda

http://www.chicagoautoshow.com/default.aspx

Vandals damage Toyotas at Chicago Auto Show

Minor vandalism is an auto show hazard, but what happened Wednesday night may be a first, as three southwest suburban men did about $30,000 damage to seven vehicles at the Chicago Auto Show because they were angry at U.S. jobs going overseas.

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The three were caught in a blue Toyota Camry, damaging the interior with razor knives and flathead screwdrivers, according to a police report. A security camera caught footage of them inside the car. Besides the Camry, a RAV4, a Prius, a Land Cruiser, two Tundras and a Lexus ES350 were damaged, the latter having its back seat punctured and a turn indicator broken, according to the report. The men allegedly told police they were angry about American jobs going overseas.

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While three of the makes they targeted – the Prius, Lexus and Land Cruiser – are made in Japan, the others are assembled in the United States or Canada. The Camry is assembled in Georgetown, Ky., and the RAV4 in Canada, McAllister said. The Tundra, “in terms of U.S. content, is the most American-made truck in the U.S,” he said. It is manufactured in San Antonio, Texas. McAllister noted 60 percent of Toyotas sold in the U.S. are assembled in this country. “I think that some stereotypes die hard,” he said. McAllister said the company uses about 500 U.S. suppliers of various sizes, and noted that using U.S. parts and content is what makes the vehicles so “American.”

Morons.

Read the full article.

Crossing the state with an $80 bicycle.

From August 2010:

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Okay, I lied. At 40 miles across, I wasn’t exactly “crossing the state” since Missouri is 240 miles wide. Still, for me, with a cheap Wal-Mart bike in the middle of a humid midwest summer, it felt like crossing an entire continent.

My plan was to leave early in the morning and make it to Washington where I would ride Amtrak back to Kirkwood. The optimist that I am, I figured I’d arrive hours ahead of schedule with enough time to eat lunch.

I wasn’t entirely a stranger to cycling. In high school I made a habit of cycling for 10-15 miles each evening, but after discovering the joy and freedom of motoring, my affection for biking faded away… until recently.

After failing to find a deal on Craigslist, I wandered into Wal-Mart late one night and picked up a “Next” mountain bike for $89. I piled on accessories including a headlight, bottle cage, parcel carrier, lock, tire pumps, cargo pouch, upgraded seat, upgraded handles, and water bottle. The steel bike was already quite heavy before loading it down with junk.

To begin planning my trip, I put together a list of supplies:

Netbook
Blackberry
USB tethering/charge cable for Blackberry (so I can Priceline hotels or dick around online by the river)
Parcel carrier
Flashing LED headlight
Helmet
80 oz of water (3-4 hour trip, 20 oz per hour)
Small first aid pack
Extra socks, underwear, shorts, t-shirt
Deodorant
Toothpaste
Sonicare
1000mg ibuprofen
Printed map
Tire pump
Additional seat cushion
Allen wrenches
AM/FM radio

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I arrived at the trail head at Creve Coeur Lake at 6am while it was cool and pleasant outside.

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All of my gear was strapped and tied, ready to go.

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$13 Sony radio from Sears, tuned to NPR

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Crossing the Missouri River alongside highway 364

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I arrived at my first trail marker/rest area.

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Well, I didn’t bother taking a dump.

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Goal: Go from just east of Greens Bottom to Washington. Crossing through St Louis, St Charles, Warren, and Franklin counties.

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Most of the trail was beautiful and shaded.

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Crossing under highway 40/I-64

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The Missouri River

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Stopped at this bike shop in Defiance MO (town named after its rivalry with nearby Matson MO).

I chatted with an old couple about my trip. I told them about how exhausting it was, traveling just under 40 miles in one direction. They then asked me if I had done the entire trail yet — apparently they had! They routinely did 20-30 miles a day.

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Bought some juice and a fruit bar.

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Defiance is a tiny town with two bars and a winery.

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Augusta MO, a larger town with a large fire department, several blocks, a brewery, a library, and a 24-hour old gas station.

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lol

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My ass was hurting like hell and my legs felt like jelly.

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It was getting pretty obnoxiously hot, approaching 100 degrees.
I took more breaks than I intended and was traveling quite slowly. My intention was to maintain 10-13mph. I’m pretty sure I did half that.
Off in the distance, I heard a train horn — the train I was supposed to take home. I missed it.
I was supposed to arrive in Washington around 9-10am. Instead, it was almost noon. The train was scheduled to leave at 11:26a.

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I fired up my computer and started searching for hotel deals.

I ended up booking a room at the Super 8 in Washington for $57 including tax through Travelocity.

I had another 3.5 miles to go and a narrow bridge to cross. The next 3.5 miles would take me nearly an hour, part of it on foot. I called for a shuttle but they wanted $25 and said it would take 45 minutes to get a van to pick me up, so I said screw it and kept pedaling.

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Must… keep… pedaling. At this point my head was pounding. I had plenty of water but it was hot and humid outside. I got off the trail and ended up on a very rough dirt road that seemed to take forever to ride. Meanwhile, cars and tractors were passing me, kicking up rocks and dust in my face.

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This is the hellacious bridge I crossed to get from Dutzow to Washington. It was a mile long and went over the Missouri river. As you can see, there are only two narrow lanes and NO shoulders. There’s nothing more unnerving than being passed by semis. The guard rails were low too. One little bump from a vehicle and I’d be tossed into the river.

This bridge is due to be rebuilt within the decade and the future version will include four lanes plus a separate bike lane.

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Washington MO has a population of only 13,000 but serves as the hub for the area. There’s a Sears, JC Penney, Schnucks, Wal-Mart, Lowes, St Johns Mercy Hospital, and just about every service you could imagine. I think people in New Haven, Augusta, and Union come here to do their shopping.

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Far off in the distance I see the Super 8. I’ve never ever been so happy to see a cheap hotel. At this point, I’m on foot. Even when I was using the designated and marked bike lane, a-holes in pickups were honking at me.

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OH THANK GOD

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Cold AC, high pressure shower head, and comfortable beds. Its was PARADISE!

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And a clean toilet.

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Its actually a very nice Super 8.

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The closest thing for food was the Dairy Queen next door. I ordered a banana split, lemonade, and turkey sandwich. People looked at me funny, probably because I looked like I was close to death and covered from head to toe in dirt and pieces of gravel.

I think I said something to the cashier about the weather but it all came out as a delirious slur of nonsense.

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I was dying for potassium. Never in my life has a banana split tasted so good.

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After eating and showering, my head was still pounding. They were out of ibuprofen at the front desk so I walked over to the gas station… which was closed. ARGH.

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Thankfully I found a Schnucks grocery store. With my head and body aching, that short walk across the street in 100-degree heat felt like an eternity.

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This turkey sandwich actually worked better than ibuprofen.

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I dozed off around 5pm, woke up, and called my brother at 3am to come get me. I could have taken the train back to St Louis County, but today it was going to be 101F with high humidity. I didnt want to ride 3 miles across town in that.

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My brother arrived. Bungee cords make everything fit.

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It was an unusually LONG drive from the Super 8 in Washington to where I parked the Saab in Creve Coeur. I finally made it to the trail head at 5:40am. Even though the distance is reasonable, the road is dark and winds back and forth, up and down.

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Back where I started.

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The sun is rising, and I walk in the door at 6am, 24 hours after I began.

That was quite an adventure.

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That bike was sold last fall for $50.While it clunked, creaked, and felt like it was ready to fall apart, I was impressed by how well it performed for so little money. I had to replace an inner tube because the rubber was so poorly made it had pores in it, probably from air getting into the machinery. The front brakes were constantly rubbing and slowly me down, so I disabled them completely.

Thankfully, my mom got me a Trek for my birthday in November. Best $1000 I ever spent (at someone else’s expense).

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With winter approaching, days were getting short so I picked up a Magicshine 808 from Nova Bike Lights on eBay.

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At 900 lumens its insanely bright. I expected about 2.5 hours from the battery which is .5 hours longer than most of my evening rides. It doesn’t have a flashing mode so the two other lights will stay mounted for flashers and as backup lights.

I leave you with Queen:


Fast Tube by Casper

Noisy steering? Here’s a fix.

The moment temperatures drop below freezing, suspension components creak, tires harden and vibrate, lubricants turn to gel, and soft rubber bushings turn to stone. And every morning I hear at least five of my neighbors’ cars and trucks whining like howling cats, usually because of power steering issues.

A friend of mine works as a BG salesman and suggested I try BG 330 Power Steering Conditioner in my 2001 Cadillac Seville. I’m usually skeptical of fix-it solutions in a bottle, especially after trying every product on the shelf at Wal-Mart and Autozone without success.

I already tried bleeding the air and flushing the system with little success. (The flush corrected a hard steering issue but the whine remained.)

Furthering my skepticism, EVERY off-the-shelf product makes the same claim as BG:
“BG Power Steering Conditioner is specially designed to help prevent power steering unit leaks, provide smooth operation and eliminate squealing. It fortifies any power steering fluid, cleans and smooths internal springs and valves to help eliminate sticking, and reduces parts wear. It also conditions and helps protect seals against drying and shrinking to prevent fluid leakage.”

I figured at this point, I had nothing to lose, so I found a bottle on eBay (search for “bg power steering conditioner”) and ordered one for $14 including shipping.

On a 5-degree morning I started my Cadillac and got an earful of noise, as usual. I opened the cap for the power steering reservoir while the car was idling and with a turkey baster, I removed about 6 oz of power steering fluid, the same quantity as the BG conditioner I was adding.

In less than 30 seconds, the noise was completely gone. I went for a drive and the steering felt dramatically lighter, smoother, and more precise.

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The first thing I noticed was that unlike other stop-leak and conditioner products on the market, BG’s #330 conditioner had the look and consistency of apple juice. Most steering products are red, thick, and honey-like, which may plug small leaks but can’t be very good for cold starts.

Dealers and shops, even if they’re listed on bgfindashop.com, are unlikely to sell BG’s #330 conditioner because unless there’s a leak, the customer can avoid paying for power steering pump replacement. Selling a user-installable $10 bottle of conditioner is far less profitable than charging parts and labor for a flush or a new pump.

With my Cadillac, the issue is actually a bit more severe, caused by a major leak somewhere in the system that will require a mechanical repair. The BG product gave me smooth and quiet functionality for only $14.

Try it.

In addition to eBay, I found it at Zip-Corvette.

Note: I was not paid to write this.

Love car brochures? Here’s a web collection going back 100 years

Big thanks to Carter at Cadillacowners.com for finding this!

Hans Tore Tangerud, an American car enthusiast in Norway, has scanned and shared his entire collection of brochures and ads going back to 1900.

Brands included:

Auburn
Buick
Cadillac
Chevrolet
Chrysler & Imperial
Cord
De Soto
Dodge
Duesenberg
Eagle
Excalibur
Ford
GMC Truck
Hudson
Hummer
International
Jeep – Willys – Overland
Kaiser – Frazer – Henry J – Graham
Lincoln
Mercury
Nash
Oldsmobile
Packard
Plymouth
Pierce
Pontiac
Rambler – AMC
Saturn
Studebaker
Stutz

Under “miscellaneous” you’ll find ads for fuel, tires, spark plugs, rental services, transportation services, and more.

See the collection.

What Mila Kunis Drives

You remember her as Jackie from That 70s Show and you might have seen her in a new film called Black Swan, which I think is about a ballerina or a unicorn or something. Most importantly, she’s in a lesbian scene with Natalie Portman. I haven’t seen it, but I’ll probably rent it for private viewing.

Kunis also does the voice of Meg Griffin, the nerdy, unattractive cartoon teenager on Fox’s Family Guy.

Until last month, she dated Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin for eight years.

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A few years ago she was photographed driving an EG Honda Civic Hatchback similar to the one I reviewed in 2005. Unfortunately, she’s recently been seen cruising around in a black Lexus SC430, a step up in luxury, but a huge step down in automotive credibility.

An early 90s Civic Hatchback fits a young woman like a pair of black leather gloves, never drawing attention to itself but reliably and subtly performing its duties. The driver of an older Civic (excluding the Fast/Furious crowd) comes across as sensible, low-maintenance, smart, and casual.

The Lexus SC430 is the Honda’s polar opposite: a fat, ungainly boulevard cruiser typically preferred by upscale women with rich husbands. Even with its silky 4.3L 288hp V8, the SC430 is numb and lifeless from the driver’s seat and woefully uncompetitive against the Mercedes SL, Jaguar XK8, and Cadillac XLR.

It does have one point in its favor: a reasonably well-made interior with lots of wood and leather.

1993 Honda Civic MSRP: ~$13,000
2008 Lexus SC430 MSRP: ~$66,000

One photo shows Kunis parking in a handicapped space, but its unlikely she qualifies as being disabled, unless you count her endless hours playing World of Warcraft as a social handicap. The SC430 has the same effect the Nissan 350Z has on men — it turns them into douchebags.

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Here’s Richard Hammond’s take on the SC430:


Fast Tube by Casper

GM Wants Maximum Bob Back!

In a move displaying unexpected wisdom on the part of heavily criticized CEO Dan Akerson, GM’s top management are calling for the return of Bob Lutz, the product guru that transformed Chrysler’s lineup in the 90s and revamped GM’s brand portfolio in the 2000s.

The US Treasury Department is opposed to his return due to his age. At 79 years, its a move perceived as a golden parachute for his coming retirement.

Why Lutz? Here’s a list of a few successes during his time at GM:

CTS
Malibu
Acadia
Silverado/Sierra/Suburban
Volt
Equinox
Lacrosse
Camaro

Mixed successes and duds:

2005 STS
GTO
Solstice/Sky

Lutz played a major role in shaking up GM’s corporate culture and gave designers and engineers greater authority. Akerson and the board want him back to shorten product development cycles and continue changing GM’s stodgy, bureaucratic atmosphere.

Read on…

2012 Lincoln MKT “Town Car”

Its not really a Town Car as we traditionally know it. Its an MKT wagon/van/people-mover-thing that’s been toughened and lengthened for cab service. With the departure of the rear-wheel drive Town Car sedan, built on the Panther platform dating back to 1979, Lincoln hopes you’ll call for one of these when you need a ride to the airport or when your daughter celebrates her quinceanera.

It looks competent enough on paper thanks to all-wheel drive and a 300hp 3.7L V6, and it seems more like an upscale office than a limousine thanks to its tall roof, easy ingress/egress, and ten-foot stretchability. With a more natural step-in height, celebrity upskirts will be a thing of the past — no more glam clams for TMZ.

Still, I can’t get past how brutally ugly it is. The MKT looks more like a hearse than a glitzy people mover with its wagon shape, tall roof, and hateful looking full-height grille.

There will by, by the way, a hearse version of the MKT (additional photos at link), which looks more like a modernized pedophile van than a dignified conclusion to human life.

Car and Driver perfectly described the MKT hearse:

Lincoln previously told us that the MKT would be filling the Town Car’s livery roles. What we didn’t expect was that any such results would be so unsightly. While the MKT is a bit awkward looking to begin with, stretching it a couple of feet between the wheels, adding about six inches of rear overhang, and then capping the roof with what appears to be a swamp boat that flipped over and crashed makes a strong case for cremation.

We find it inconsistent that funeral directors spend so much time and effort beautifying their clients only to transport them in the back of this thing.

Personally, I’d rather be hauled off to my burial hole in a John Deere.

My prediction: Expect Hyundai to take over the livery market with the Equus in the near future.