Yearly Archives: 2011

Cost Comparison, Two-Week Trip: Drive or Fly?

I make the trek to Spokane, Washington at least twice a year, usually driving my own vehicle, typically a large luxury car. This year alone, I’ve put 35,000 miles on my Cadillac Seville (now at 145,000 miles), not to mention another 8,500 miles per year of local driving on my charming old Saab 900.

As much as I’ve enjoyed seeing the country including The Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, Las Vegas, the California coast, scenic Oregon, and the Rocky Mountains, I have to wonder how cost-effective it is, especially now that fuel prices have settled at $3-$4/gallon. Additionally, I’ve seen the western half of the country several times over, including the hidden gems accessible only by state routes.

I thought I’d compare the cost of flying from St Louis to Spokane and renting a car for two weeks (for local driving) versus driving the entire way by myself. I have no real intention of changing the way I travel, but my not-so-inner accountant wants to see how the numbers play out.

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Here’s a cost evaluation of my normal travel agenda:

Car: Cadillac Seville
Economy: 21 mpg overall mixed driving

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Round Trip: 3,700 miles (Chesterfield MO to Spokane WA)
In-Town Driving: 500 miles
Fuel Cost: $3.60 for regular unleaded
Total Fuel Cost: $720.00

Lodging: $150 (Three nights, Motel 6 or Priceline. I stay at my dad’s place once I’m in town.)
Wear and Tear for 4,200 miles: $300

Total Cost: $1,170

Advantages:

-Sight-seeing
-Visiting friends around the country
-Bringing my dog
-Great stories, photos, and experiences
-More flexible schedule
-No harassment from the TSA.
-No luggage fees.
Costs fall dramatically if more than one person is along for the ride, sharing expenses.

Disadvantages:
-Wear and tear on car
-High overall cost
-Possible breakdowns
-Safety (flying is statistically safer)
-Realistically, because traveling by car is more flexible, that 4200 miles soars to about 7000 miles due to the detours I take to see things, and fuel costs then go up by hundreds of dollars.

Priceless:
Connecting with great people along the way.

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Here’s an alternate plan, flying and renting a reasonable midsize car for two weeks upon arrival:

Rental Car: Ford Fusion, 4-cylinder automatic
Economy: 24 mpg overall mixed driving
Rental Cost: $379

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Round Trip Flight, St Louis to Spokane: $293 (Approximately the same for Amtrak round trip)

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In-Town Driving: 500 miles
Fuel Cost: $3.60 for regular unleaded
Total Fuel Cost: $75.00

Lodging: Free (I stay at my dad’s place once I’m in town.)

Total Cost: $747

Advantages:
-More than $400 cheaper.
-Flying is statistically a lot safer.
-No worries regarding vehicle breakdowns, tire blowouts, snow and ice, tornadoes, or deer.
-No fatigue from driving long distances.

Disadvantages:
-Dealing with TSA, lines, lost bags, and the general misery of modern commercial aviation.
-Driving a standard midsize car around town instead of my Cadillac is quite unappealing.
-Air travel would probably stress out my dog.
-Airlines love to charge luggage fees, and I carry quite a bit.

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Conclusion:
Flying makes practical sense. Sensibilities, however, are boring.

A Letter of Discontentment to Cadillac and General Motors

To Cadillac and General Motors:

I’ve been a Cadillac fan for more than a decade and an active member of the Cadillac enthusiast community. I love your cars, not only for the comfort, power, and style, but for the storied past that makes the Cadillac brand as important to America’s heritage as Mount Rushmore.

You, the talented people at General Motors, have the burden of not only running an upscale car brand in a fiercely competitive global environment, you have the added difficulty of maintaining the integrity of a piece of American culture and history.

Cadillac isn’t a badge you slap on a Buick or Chevrolet and send out the door. It’s an expression of achievement and excellence. It’s what an American and an immigrant like myself aspires to own, a symbol of being able to succeed in the best place on earth.

You said so yourself in this advertisement, “Every American who ever had a dream, dreamed of driving a Cadillac.”


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A few years ago I was in a Radio Shack shopping for wireless accessories. I overheard a young salesman, probably in his early 20s, telling a customer that “This shortwave radio is the Cadillac of radios. It costs a lot but its the best one we sell.” Even in that brief sales demonstration, the Cadillac name was invoked as a description of excellence and top-tier status.

This brings me to the heart of my letter and complaint, the new Cadillac XTS.

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Yes, it has a list of high-tech features (though I wouldn’t necessarily call them advancements) rivaling some of Europe’s best and I suspect comfort and performance will be more than sufficient. But “sufficient” isn’t the criteria you use to evaluate the self-proclaimed “New Standard of the World.”

The XTS, with its tall, narrow, and awkwardly proportioned shape isn’t making the dramatic impact a Cadillac should. What I’m seeing around the blogs and forums on the XTS are comments like:

“I hope it makes GM a lot of money”
“This will be a decent stop-gap car until the real flagship arrives”
“This will be a nice bargain for upscale buyers”
“Its not for me but I think it will please a lot of people”
“Its a great vehicle for…. [name a group of people that isn’t you]”

In other words, GM and Cadillac fans are hopeful for the car’s success, but few intend to buy one themselves.

We have to remember that Cadillacs are luxury cars. You’re supposed to desire them, aspire to them, and make people jealous when you drive them. You’re supposed to wonder what the owner does for a living and covet the beauty, excess, and prestige. Likewise, women love diamonds because they’re a form of status, beauty, and rank; they don’t want them because they’re geological enthusiasts.

I am aware of Dan Akerson’s comments from June regarding the XTS, saying it “won’t blow the doors off” the competition, that it’s a segment filler until a proper Cadillac flagship sedan arrives. This begs the question: why is the so-called standard of the world settling for filler? Likewise, few of the hard-working Americans who make sacrifices and take risks to earn a comfortable living will want to celebrate their success by driving a piece of filler.

When you design the next Cadillac flagship sedan, please remember what a Cadillac is supposed to be.

Thank you for taking the time to read this verbose letter and allowing me to share my frustrations with you.

Best regards,
-Jesda Gulati

2013 Cadillac XTS Specifications and Photos

Expected to arrive in early 2012, the 2013 Cadillac XTS is Cadillac’s answer to… the Toyota Avalon? Riding on GM’s Epsilon II platform shared with the Buick Lacrosse, Cadillac’s otherwise talented designers were dealt a poor hand, forced to cram a full-size-like American car on to the underpinnings of a global midsize.

The result is an ill-proportioned body that’s as tall as Yao Ming with an obscene rear overhang that would make Kim Kardashian jealous.

You saw the leaked photos a few days ago. Here’s a few that weren’t posted before:

And here’s the specs:

POWERTRAIN:
303 horsepower 3.6L direct-injected V6
264 lb-ft of torque
6-speed automatic transmission
Optional Haldex all wheel drive

ECONOMY:
17 mpg city / 28 mpg highway for FWD
17 mpg city / 27 mpg highway for AWD

SUSPENSION AND BRAKES:
Brembo components
Magnetic Ride Control
HiPer strut suspension in front
H-arm rear air suspension with automatic load leveling
Automatic brakes/crash avoidance

SPACE AND DIMENSIONS:
202.0 inches long (207.6 in for outgoing DTS)
72.9 inches wide (74.8 in for outgoing DTS)
59.1 inches tall (57.6 in for outgoing DTS)
(This makes the XTS taller, shorter, narrower, and quite bizarre to look at.)
40 inches of rear legroom (exceeds BMW 5-series by 4 inches)
18 cubic foot trunk
Expected to weigh 4000-4200 lbs depending on equipment

FEATURES:
Cadillac’s CUE infotainment system with 8” touch screen, proximity sensor, voice control, and haptic feedback
Customizable 12.3” LCD-based gauge cluster
Alcantara headliner
Adaptive cruise control
Rear cross-traffic alert
Ten air bags
Safety/collision alerts with vibrating notification
Optional LED headlamps
Lineate or Zapelli wood trim
Front and rear park assist

VERDICT:
It’s your father’s Oldsmobile… with a Cadillac badge. Yawn.

Teaser Pics: New Lincoln MKS?

Lincoln’s Facebook page shared a few teaser photos of a possible 2013 Lincoln MKS.

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Chrome wheels appear to be the same as the ones on the current MKS.

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New taillights.

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The MKS and MKT are expected to get Ford’s MyTouch infotainment system.

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The hood of whatever car this is features curved flanks that run from the grille to the back of the fender. Its overall shape and the distance from the front glass to the front wheels resembles the MKS.

Whatever it is, it will be revealed at the LA Auto Show in a few days.

Part 3: Touring the South in Comfort (NC, GA, TN)

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

We left Dalton GA and headed to Nashville TN.

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St Louis MO
Durham NC (traded LS430 for Escalade)
Atlanta GA (CNN, Coca Cola)
Dalton GA (Visited Austin, drove Roadmaster and Town Car)
Nashville TN (Country Music Hall of Fame)
St Louis MO
Total Distance: 1,785 mi

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I got on Priceline and ended up bidding for a room at this place, the Hotel Preston just east of town.
The reviews were… interesting. One person on Yelp insisted that the place was haunted.

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This is the elevator, lined with a padded, bright red animal print.

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The room was pleasant, if not new.

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Interesting headboards.

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Portraits of country musicians.

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Hank Williams Jr

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Nice view of the airport. Unfortunately, there were no flights to watch this late at night.

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The guy at the front desk recommended a place for pizza delivery. My expectations were pleasantly exceeded.

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Most of the reviews said that Hotel Preston was an average airport hotel masquerading as boutique, and I suppose that’s true. The decor was fascinating and the lobby was beautiful, but it could use a minor refurbishing.
There were some interesting features, however. You can call the front desk and ask for a beta fish in a jar to hang out with you. They call it a “beta fish companion.”

I’d stay here again, even if its haunted. Customer service was outstanding, but I do wish the shower had more water pressure.

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We headed into Nashville to go to the Country Music Hall of Fame. This town is recovering briskly from flooding.

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This coin shop next to the CMHOF sold parking spaces. Smart use of land.

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It’s HUGE.

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The former SBC building, renamed “at&t” after SBC bought the old AT&T and adopted the brand name.

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Nice atrium with live music and a small cafe.

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We paid $20 per person for tickets, a bit steep, but the presentations were nice.

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Archival room.

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Small studio.

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Way, way over the top.

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One of Elvis’s Cadillacs

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TV in the back.

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Some episodes of Beverly Hillbillies
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The set of Hee Haw

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Oh look, an Impala!

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A producer’s office from the 90s.

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A display dedicated to Taylor Swift

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The Apple iBook she used to make a couple music videos.

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There was a huge section devoted to Hank Williams Sr and Jr.

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A small viewing room played music videos and performances by controversial or politically motivated artists, one of which included Martina McBride’s “Independence Day”, a song about being a victim of domestic violence and finally getting even.


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And there was Loretta Lynn’s “The Pill” which offended a lot of Catholics.


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A catchy, innovative, provocative tune.

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Videos of honorees being inducted.

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Hall of Fame rotunda

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One of several Hall of Fame plaques. I’m a Strait fan.

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Leaving the rotunda.

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Ian bought a bumper sticker. This looks inappropriate on a Lexus.

More pictures from the museum:

I was disappointed that the museum didn’t focus more on the instrumentation and what makes country music sound like country. There were listening booths setup to hear tunes from different eras of country but none of them worked. There was a mention of the early British folk songs that directly influenced American country and folk, and some instruments were highlighted and described in detail like the distinctive, ‘weeping’ pedal steel guitar.


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The most impressive display, aside from the rotunda itself, was the thorough video presentation on controversial artists and songs.

Otherwise, most of the focus was on personalities, award shows, and outfits. This was a museum for popular music fans and tourists rather than musicians and technical enthusiasts looking to discover something unique.

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We stopped at Jim and Nick’s for barbecue. Collard greens cooked nicely, sweet mayo-based slaw, and for some reason there’s pickles on the ribs. In the back of the photo are sausages.

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After that huge meal, I fell asleep.

The LS430 might not be very interesting to look at or drive, but I enjoyed it as furniture.

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

Part 2: Touring the South in Comfort (NC, GA, TN)

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

Part 2: From Durham NC to Atlanta GA

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St Louis MO
Durham NC (traded LS430 for Escalade)
Atlanta GA (CNN, Coca Cola)
Dalton GA (Visited Austin, drove Roadmaster and Town Car)
Nashville TN (Country Music Hall of Fame)
St Louis MO
Total Distance: 1,785 mi

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I pulled out my iPad and shopped for hotels in Atlanta.

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Ended up with a Crowne Plaza location for only $40, a smoking deal in such an expensive neighborhood, so I thought.

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Nice suburb.

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After looping around and getting lost, we finally arrived.

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The beds were comfortable but the carpet was dingy and it smelled a bit like smoke.

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This smoke detector looks to be older than me (I just turned 30).

We were exhausted so we slept early.

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Got up at around 6am and looked online for breakfast. Found a well-reviewed place called Goldberg’s Bagels.
The Lexus navigation system is adequate, pretty decent for 2004 but rapidly its showing its age.

I left a scathing review on Priceline of Crowne Plaza Perimeter Atlanta.
In addition to the miserably ineffective heat and strange odors, I found roaches crawling around the following morning. I rang the front desk to let them know about the bugs as I was checking out, and their attitude was one of total indifference.

Below is a video of the drive to breakfast.


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Atlanta traffic starts early, and heavy.

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Appealing Jewish-inspired menu.

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Interesting decor.

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I ordered eggs, a fruit bowl, latke (potato cake), and corned beef. It was excellent, one of the highest-quality breakfasts I’ve had in a while.

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Some pickles.

We headed back to the hotel to look up tickets for the CNN tour and Coca Cola. They ended up being $30 per person for both. CNN wanted $50 for the Robin Meade Morning Express tour. That’s a lot of money to see someone who may or may not be there.

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Heading into Atlanta

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Sharp looking Infiniti M45.

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Driving through the park.

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We parked across the street from CNN for $10.

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This used to be an amusement park, thus the layout.

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For the first six months, this building was home to the first indoor amusement park known as The World of Sid and Marty Krofft. The escalator (on the right) was intended to build suspense, verified by Guinness as the longest freestanding escalator in the world. The building was hit by a tornado in 2008.

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A genuine artifact from Desert Storm.

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Gift shops and such.

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Eight stories, 205 feet long.

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We were given a live glimpse of what they see in the control room, managing multiple feeds and using voice commands to sequence and direct them.

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We then went into a simulated studio, complete with a touch screen, green screen, anchor desk, and teleprompter.

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What the anchor sees. The papers on the anchor desk mirror the teleprompter feed, available to read in case of a teleprompter glitch.

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Our tour guide demonstrated the fancy touch screen.

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A demo of the traditional green screen. A volunteer put on a green cape. His head floated over the northeastern United States.

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The news room. They receive tips and scan for information. After confirming with two sources, they submit it to editors who then decide what to use on air.

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In the far back you can see a conference room separated by glass doors. That was the original broadcast studio, and this was the newsroom you saw in the background.

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Another newsroom.

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We got to see Suzanne Malveaux doing a live broadcast. The studio was in a room separated by glass. Photography was not permitted.
We also visited the studio used for Morning Express on Headline News, but again, photography was not permitted.

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There used to be an ice rink on the main floor. It was changed into a map of the world.

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Brass medallions on the floor indicate locations of CNN’s international news bureaus.

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A not-so-bright woman called 911 because she was lost in a corn maze. She was only 25 feet away from the exit when she dialed.

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Earlier in the tour, at the top of the escalator, they took our photos. We bought one at the gift shop.
The real printed photo is much sharper.

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We headed a few blocks down to the “World of Coca Cola”

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Inside were museum exhibits, a “4D” theater with water and moving seats, promotional films, a small in-house bottling facility, a small theater playing old Coca Cola ads, and most importantly, a tasting room for sampling Coca Coca products from around the world.

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The first soft drink consumed in space!

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Space cans.

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I predict diabetes in their future.

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They covered the New Coke debacle.

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Several fountains dispensed drinks from around the world. I enjoyed most of the Asian beverages, especially the apple soda from China (far right), the Melon Frosty Fanta from Thailand (far left), and Bahrain’s Pineapple Crush (third from left).

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I think I was the only person to like Beverly, a bitter Italian grapefruit flavored soda. I contacted Coca Cola asking where I could find it in the US; they said it was only available in Italy and at the World of Coca Cola in Atlanta.

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I don’t know why anyone in Honduras would name a drink “Delaware Punch” I assumed it would taste like sewage, much like the state, but it was grape.
I’ve had Inca Kola before and enjoyed it.
Manzana Lift had a punchy flavor.

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The African drinks were sweet but with less ‘brightness’. Uganda’s Fanta was delicious.
Krest Ginger Ale had a nice spice to it.

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Sampling cups.

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Everyone was given a complementary glass bottle of Coca Cola, made here minutes earlier.
After trying to be a badass by sampling everything, I felt a bit ill. Drinking original Coca Cola was a welcome relief.

The rest of the Coca Cola pictures are below:

The Coca Cola 4D theater was more irritating than involving. The chairs were supposed to rock back and forth to simulate motion. Instead, I felt like a baby being shaken to death. And instead of light mists of water to simulate being outside or near a body of water, I was squirted in the face with a coarse stream, as if some asshole was standing in front of me, pissing in my face.

We headed north to Dalton to see Austin, a friend of ours.

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I don’t remember why we got off I-75, but a train was just here and I missed it.

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The Lexus gave not-so-compete directions to Austin’s house…

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…so I pulled it up on my iPad. Google’s directions aren’t that great either, but with the two systems combined, we managed to find it.

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I got to drive Austin’s Town Car as well as his Roadmaster.

You can read my review of both cars here.

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We headed to Schlotzky’s for dinner. I MISSED SCHLOTZKY’S

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So. Much. JOY.

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After a few hours of driving each other’s cars and goofing around, we were exhausted. Ian and I hit the road and wandered over to Nashville.

Continued in Part 3

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

Part 1: Touring the South in Comfort (NC, GA, TN)

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

In early October of 2011, my friend made an offer in a 2004 Lexus LS430 with his 2007 Escalade as a trade-in. I was, for once, burned out on travel and reluctant to go, but I tagged along anyway.

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St Louis MO
Durham NC (traded LS430 for Escalade)
Atlanta GA (CNN, Coca Cola)
Dalton GA (Visited Austin, drove Roadmaster and Town Car)
Nashville TN (Country Music Hall of Fame)
St Louis MO
Total Distance: 1,785 mi

My dog stayed home for this one. We loaded up the Escalade and headed east.

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I PASSIONATELY HATE DRIVING THROUGH ILLINOIS.

The Escalade’s ride quality and seating comfort were superb but the wind noise, a common problem for 2007 Escalades, was rather annoying.

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*sigh*

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Thankfully, I packed my iPod, iPad, and Thinkpad so I had plenty to keep me occupied while we traversed the Land of Bland.

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I just ordered a fifth-generation iPod Nano from Cowboom. I can’t understand why it has a video camera.
The FM tuner is sort of handy as well as the spoken menus for the blind, and the sound quality is the best of any iPod I’ve ever heard.

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Somewhere in Tennessee.

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I picked up one of those much-hyped Magnum ice cream bars. Highly overrated. It was a chocolate-caramel mess with hardly any ice cream.

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Ian loaded up on caffeine to stay awake.

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You know you’ve traveled quite a bit when you recognize gas stations in the middle of nowhere.

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I don’t know how not to buy a Moon Pie when I see one.

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Motor Trend says goodbye to the Crown Victoria, Grand Marquis, and Town Car.

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Ian thought we’d make it to North Carolina by 1am, a terribly unrealistic goal when leaving Missouri at 3pm. The hotel booking had to be extended.

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I’m sitting in an Escalade eating a Big Mac. There’s something grossly (and delightfully) American about that.

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Arrived at the La Quinta in Durham NC.

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It’s about 6am EST.

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This $60 room was impressively new, clean, and quiet.

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Has a little entrance nook.

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Yep, that’s a bathroom. It has double doors that don’t lock.

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There’s a sun-blocking shade behind the curtain, great for people like me who sleep in.

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Next morning (very late afternoon, actually).

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Dressed in argyle and ready for action… to go trade in a car.

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An unusually shiny elevator. I have a weird habit of taking pictures of elevators.

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Goodbye, Escalade. I hardly knew you.

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Arrived at the Ford dealership and took the 2004 LS430 for a drive. It was, through and through, a very sharp car.

You can read my Lexus review here.

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The interior configuration was strange. There was a “great room” design with cafeteria-style desks, showroom vehicles, and a waiting area all in one place. You could hear people five feet away talking about their personal finances and using all kinds of negotiation tactics. I listened as a husband and wife pushed hard for a better deal on a Ford Flex, sending the salesman back repeatedly to chat with his manager.
While the intent with this layout was probably to make people feel more open and comfortable, I found it to be unprofessional and unnerving.

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You can’t visit the south without eating barbecue. I asked the salesman for a recommendation, and this was the only place he could think of.

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Hush puppies are served as free appetizers. I ordered a place of chicken, “barbecue”, potato salad, and onions and squash.
The style served in the Carolinas emphasizes mustard, used in the bowl of yellow slaw displayed above toward the back. When you order barbecue, you don’t choose your meat — the word “barbecue” automatically means pulled pork. I asked for sauces but unlike Texas and Kansas City styles (or maybe this is just a Barbecue Lodge thing), you don’t get a selection of sauce bottles on the table ready to squirt, so she brought out a bowl of red sauce typically used for chicken.
The chicken was excellent, the pork was tender, and the squash was mushy but tasty. What really stood out was the mustard-based cole slaw, something I’d like to see more of outside of the Carolinas.

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We went to Wal-Mart for travel supplies (car chargers and snacks). Outside, someone was approaching strangers and telling them about Jesus. The larger black fellow was listening to the evangelist, nodding his head, “Oh, oh really, yeah, hmmm.” Poor guy.

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Headed back to the La Quinta to rest and plan the rest of the trip. We could head back to St Louis, or we could head to Georgia and see what’s there.

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This regionally unique beverage was in the hotel vending machine. It’s basically cherry soda, quite tasty.

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250 calories for the 20 oz bottle. Talk about empty calories.

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The following morning. Some guy who just bought a Lexus LS430 doesn’t know how to park.
Yep, some guy.

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Its a plain looking car but the wheels help.

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I decided to camp out in the back seat, enjoying heating, cooling, vibration, massaging, reclining, sunshades in all directions, and personalized climate controls with upper and lower vents.

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A button on the side of the front seat allows me to move it forward, giving me extra space with the back seat reclined.

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A place to cool my beverages.

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Privacy shades for VIP passengers.
I got a couple looks as we cruised around town. I’m not very important; I just enjoy sleeping.

Continued in Part 2

Part 1 – North Carolina, Trading Escalade for Lexus
Part 2 – Atlanta, World of Coca Cola, CNN
Part 3 – Nashville, Country Music Hall of Fame

Accidentally Revealed: 2013 Cadillac XTS

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/2013-cadillac-xts-forum/244727-introducing-2013-cadillac-xts.html

Sal at the Cadillac Owners forum has a photo of the new (and accidentally leaked) Cadillac XTS, a front/all wheel drive twin turbo V6 luxury sedan.

Below is the XTS concept that GM paraded around the auto show circuit last year:
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And this is the final production car:
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After receiving criticism for the XTS being tall, awkward, and jarring, GM delayed its release in order to refine its appearance and technology. Unfortunately, not much has changed. The fog lights are different as well as the shape of the headlights. The production car has different wheels, larger rear view mirrors, thicker door and glass pillars, and amber side markers on the wheel arch. The side profile looks to be mostly unchanged.

Overall, it lacks the stately appearance of the outgoing DTS, coming across as stubby rather than sleek. From afar, it looks like an enlarged Buick Lacrosse with the side profile of a Ford Taurus.

Expect twin turbo power to come from GM’s popular 3.6L V6, producing 320-350hp. There will be no DOHC V8, though an OHV V8 (like in the CTS-V) is rumored to be offered as part of a V-series package. With a front wheel drive architecture, more than 350hp seems unlikely.

To GM’s credit, they did say the XTS will be a stopgap, a segment filler before the arrival of Cadillac’s real flagship sedan. The XTS will compete with the Lexus and Acura. The Germans have no reason to be concerned, nor does Infiniti.

The 2012 concept car’s dazzling interior was going to make up for whatever else the car lacked.

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How much of this suede and leather decadence will carry over to the production car is unknown, to be revealed at the auto show in Los Angeles on November 16th.

Here’s a video demonstration of CUE, Cadillac’s infotainment and LCD digital instrumentation system:


Fast Tube by Casper

GM says the production CUE system will be significantly faster and more polished. Note the use of annoying capacitative buttons on the instrument panel.

Cadillac appears to be slumming in entry-luxury territory. The self-proclaimed “new standard of the world” is hardly the standard of Peoria with cars like this.

Not That You Care: Buick Lucerne Discontinued

At 109 years, Buick is the oldest surviving American car brand. Likewise, Buick owners are the oldest surviving Americans.

The Buick Lucerne, however, was short-lived, debuting in 2006 and disappearing earlier this year in June. Reviews were mostly positive, with most of the motoring press praising the Lucerne’s ride comfort, ergonomics, refinement, and build quality (winner of three JD Power awards). Most were indifferent to its styling and driving dynamics, though Car and Driver managed to use the word “agile” before immediately following with “hardly athletic.”

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A fully optioned Lucerne Super came with a 292-hp version of GM’s Northstar V8 and magnetic ride control, the same suspension technology used in the Chevy Corvette.

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If the Lucerne is beginning to sound a lot like a Cadillac DTS, its because it basically is.

Lucerne shared an assembly line at GM’s Hamtramck, Michigan plant with the closely related 2006-2011 Cadillac DTS. Buick’s H-body architecture shared its wheelbase and suspension with the K-body platform underpinning the DTS, but the Lucerne was shorter overall by four inches.

Lucerne’s engine cradle was modified to accommodate both a V6 and V8 including Buick’s venerable OHV 3800 Series III V6, a 3.9L OHV V6 (shared with the Impala, G6, and Uplander), and two versions of Cadillac’s Northstar V8. This makes the Lucerne the first eight-cylinder Buick since the 1996 Roadmaster, and it may be the last.

If you didn’t mind the looks, which appear to be inspired by bath soap, the Lucerne offered Cadillac levels of comfort, performance, and refinement for a significant savings.

At $42,220, the Lucerne “Super” comes with a 4-speed automatic, V8, touch screen navigation with XM Navtraffic, magnetic ride control, lane departure warning, blind spot warning, heated and cooled seats, rear park assist, and a sunroof.

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To get all of these features on the Cadillac DTS, particularly magneride, you have to choose the Platinum package which starts at $60,795. That’s a price difference of $18,575. The DTS Platinum comes with a much more attractive body, standard Tuscany leather (Aniline optional), greater prestige, and optional adaptive cruise control, but that hardly makes up for the canyon-wide price difference (Platinums are, thanks to depreciation, outstanding bargains as used cars).

In addition to low MSRPs, Lucernes often came with heavy rebates and enticing lease offers, putting bargain-priced V6 versions in the garages of thousands of middle class Americans. For those of us who endure the midwest’s four distinct seasons, Lucernes offer outstanding traction in heavy snow, pleasingly effective heat and air conditioning, and sufficient power to run from a tornado.

Unfortunately, the retirees who favor soft American sedans are dying off due to age and the Lucerne always lacked the Cadillac DTS’s wider, younger, and more aspirational audience. As a result, Buick brand managers were forced to discontinue the car, replacing it with a youthful lineup of upscale sport sedans, compacts, and crossovers.

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And the brand itself may have been discontinued entirely if not for China’s historic reverence for Buick.

Goodbye, Lucerne. We hardly knew you. We hardly noticed.

October 2011 Auto Sales Figures and Data

From Autonews and Wards Auto World

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Best-sellers by class:

Subcompact cars: Nissan Versa
Compact cars: Toyota Corolla/Matrix
Midsize cars: Honda Accord/Crosstour
Large cars: Chevrolet Impala
Entry-luxury cars: BMW 3-Series
Luxury cars: BMW 5-Series
Compact SUVs: Honda CR-V
Midsize SUVs: Chevrolet Equinox
Large SUVs: Chevrolet Traverse
Entry-luxury SUVs: Lexus RX
Luxury SUVs: Mercedes-Benz GL
Vans: Honda Odyssey
Pickups: Ford F-Series

http://www.examiner.com/cars-in-national/best-selling-cars-of-october-2011-by-class

Notes:

General Motors is flat with only Chevrolet posting sales gains. Earlier this year, Cadillac ended production of the STS and the fleet-favorite DTS. The ATS compact and XTS full size sedan are due to arrive next year, leaving Cadillac dealers with only the CTS, SRX, and Escalade.

Chrysler, Fiat, Jeep, and Dodge enjoy their best October since 2008, turning a profit for yet another quarter thanks to the Dodge Ram, Jeep Compass, Dodge Journey, Chrysler 200, Dodge Avenger, Jeep Compass, Jeep Liberty, and Fiat 500. European exports have boosted sales volume for the Dodge Journey, rebadged as a Fiat Freemont.

Fiat sales have missed targets thanks to poor marketing (Jennifer Lopez), but interest in the new Fiat 500 is high with sales volume expected to grow rapidly.

Mercedes Benz, thanks to the facelifted and improved C-class, has outsold BMW. However, Mini and the BMW 3-series continue to be strong sellers.

Nissan is up 22% thanks to the Altima and Rogue, with the Altima receiving heavy sales incentives and aggressive lease offers. Infiniti posts a 13.5% decline, though the upcoming JX crossover should help.

The Chevy Volt outsold the Nissan Leaf by a few hundred units.

337 Saabs were sold. The 9-4x crossover built by GM is currently the only Saab in production. Over in Gothenburg, Volvo’s new “naughty” S60 is selling like hot cakes.

VW and Audi are both up significantly, with Volkswagen posting a 39% gain in the US. Credit for the increase go to the new Chattanooga plant and significantly cheaper VW models.

Flooding in Thailand has made it difficult for Honda and Toyota to resume pre-Japanese-tsunami global production levels.

Ford’s Explorer crossovers and F-series pickups continue to sell briskly.

Lexus posted a 14% decline. I’d like to believe that it’s because boredom has finally fallen out of favor with luxury buyers, but it’s really due to Tsunami-related supply issues as most Lexus products are built in their home market.

Summary:

Based on auto sales, the US economy may be showing signs of recovery despite EU debt concerns and slower growth in China.