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Farewell to the old Camry

I rented a 2016 Camry, a fitting end for an aging, outgoing platform. Read More

Chrysler K-Car Club President Faces Legal Trouble

The infamous racist, homophobic Mopar fan is now raising money for his legal defense. Read More

I Love My Blackberry Priv

The past blends into the present. Read More

Chrysler K-Car Club President Goes On Racist, Homophobic Rant

[Originally found on the Malaise Motors group on Facebook.] I’m passionate about cars in an irrational and unreasonable way. The best automobile I ever owned was Read More

The Buffonery of Badging

Badges on cars have become meaningless. Read More

Convertibles: Magically Terrible

Unsafe, slow, and heavy. But who cares? Read More

Why I Switched Back to AAA

I was talking to a coworker about towing coverage and recalled a Facebook post from February 2015. I parked my 1993 Miata outside of a dry Read More

I Delivered Pizza

I got to know suburban Detroit through pizza. Read More

Spotted: 2018 Buick Enclave

Roaming the streets in camo. Read More

2017 Detroit Auto Show – A Snoozer

A quiet year for a quiet show. Read More

Briefly: 2016 Cadillac CTS 2.0L

A break from tradition, a step into the future. Read More

Newlyweds Screwed out of Hotel Reservation

They checked in to disappointment. Read More

 

Farewell to the old Camry

I rented a 2016 Camry, a fitting end for an aging, outgoing platform.

Chrysler K-Car Club President Faces Legal Trouble

The infamous racist, homophobic Mopar fan is now raising money for his legal defense.

I Love My Blackberry Priv

The past blends into the present.

Chrysler K-Car Club President Goes On Racist, Homophobic Rant

[Originally found on the Malaise Motors group on Facebook.] I’m passionate about cars in an irrational and unreasonable way. The best automobile I ever owned was a Saab 900 that cost a small fortune to maintain over the course of five years which I finally gave away to a friend

The Buffonery of Badging

Badges on cars have become meaningless.

Convertibles: Magically Terrible

Unsafe, slow, and heavy. But who cares?

Why I Switched Back to AAA

I was talking to a coworker about towing coverage and recalled a Facebook post from February 2015. I parked my 1993 Miata outside of a dry cleaner in Brentwood, Missouri, ran in to drop off some sweaters, and came back to a car with frozen locks. When I called, Geico

I Delivered Pizza

I got to know suburban Detroit through pizza.

Spotted: 2018 Buick Enclave

Roaming the streets in camo.

2017 Detroit Auto Show – A Snoozer

A quiet year for a quiet show.

Briefly: 2016 Cadillac CTS 2.0L

A break from tradition, a step into the future.

Newlyweds Screwed out of Hotel Reservation

They checked in to disappointment.

I Whopperito’d at Burger King

Remember this and use it against me when I'm being judgemental.

Briefly: 2015 Lexus CT200H

The Prius puts on a suit.

GM Heritage Center, 2016

An evening with America's best and brightest... cars.