How NOT to park your car in a blizzard.
A caption contest over at NICOClub explains how a Mercury Milan found itself pointed face down, ass up. Feel free to join in and get creative. Top contenders:
“MERCURY MILAN NAMED “OFFICIAL CAR OF CIRQUE DU SOLEIL”
Al Gore’s Environmental Stimulus Package: “In this picture you can see how global warming is having a profound effect on the ederly. That’s why for every car they wreck, we pledge to plant another.”
“NO NO NO.. I said Parallel…. not vertical… Parallel!!!!”
“Now with air brakes!”
I’d say the winner is a photo of NICO’s “naladude911” standing next to the wreckage. Naladude, known by his parents as Stephen, is infamous for his poorly designed homemade snow plow.
I still can’t figure this out. Unless there was a car propping it up that was removed, I don’t see how it’s virtually untouched yet standing straight in the air.
This is what you get when you put Viagra in the gas tank of a car.