Monthly Archives: March 2011

Teaser: 2013 Chevy Malibu

The upcoming Malibu promises a sharper looking body with tail lights that mimic the Camaro. The 2013 Malibu will be officially revealed at Shanghai’s auto show on April 18th.


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http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-13746_7-20048887-48.html

Is General Motors up to the same old tricks?

This cover of Fortune Magazine is dated August 22, 1983. Pictured from front to back are the Chevy Celebrity, Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera, Buick Century, and Pontiac 6000, all built on the A-body platform. If you’re a fan of Pontiac or Oldsmobile, the reason your favorite brand’s demise is in the image below.

A-body coupes and sedans performed unimpressively and looked the part, occupying American garages from 1982 to 1996, an agonizingly long 14-year production period with few exterior changes.

There were a few differences among the cars, especially Pontiac’s 6000 STE, a sport sedan with surprisingly sharp handling. The STE was a bright spot in a sad period of cookie-cutter cars, with its own steering rack, four-wheel disc brakes, self-leveling suspension, and all-wheel drive. Chevrolet had its Eurosport Celebrity with body-colored wheels and sleeker exterior cladding.

Each brand had varying selections of engines, different seating (Olds got tufted pillow seats), slightly different luxury features, different wheels, and slightly different interiors. Oldsmobiles and Buicks in later years received curved rear glass and flush mounted headlamps for a more aerodynamic look. Otherwise, they were much the same. To the general public, a Buick Century may as well have been an Olds Ciera. The differences were as subtle as red and crimson.

Below: 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera International

Below: 1990 Chevrolet Celebrity

By 1996, Chrysler was light years ahead with its spacious and futuristic Intrepid. The Nissan Maxima was building a growing audience with a legendary V6 and lively handling. Ford’s Taurus was a best-seller (until the 1996 oval body), and the Camry and Accord leaped ahead every four years, until the Camry and Accord became America’s two best-selling midsize cars.

This is what Buick still offered in 1996:

To GM’s credit, the final years of the Ciera and Century continued to sell unexpectedly well and the cars were reasonably dependable, but a brand cannot evolve by offering aging hardware to aging customers, even if doing so is profitable in the short term. Baby Boomers eventually replaced The Greatest Generation, and anti-Japanese and anti-German postwar sentiment became distant memories. GM’s market share dwindled accordingly.

The same could probably be said of Toyota today [see the 2011 Camry review] as its customers age and its product portfolio remains in a state of arrested development.

Some say General Motors is repeating history with badge engineering, heavy sales incentives, and a disrespect for engineering and innovation. CEO Dan Akerson recently compared automobiles to Diet Coke, sold by consumer-driven marketing rather than engineering.

What do you think? Is GM up to the same old tricks? See the article below.

http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/market-news/gms-stock-price-falters-as-company-revisits-failed-strategies/19890718/?icid=main%7Chtmlws-sb-n%7Cdl7%7Csec3_lnk1%7C208023

Weird Bonus: Someone put the Cutlass Ciera in Grand Theft Auto San Andreas.


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FAIL: Exhaust Shop Hack Job

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I’ll leave you with pics, starting from the front. The plan was to use mandrel, 2.5″ dual, with 2 mufflers in the middle of the car and 2 pipes going back over each side of the diff. Sounded simple enough to me. Here’s what I got.

Downpipe:Front hanger:

2 straight pipes going alll the way back, under the SF. Slip fit into the muffler I brought them and asked to use, IF they can fit it in the middle. See what they did.

Yeah, tack-welded. Explanation: Pipes crack when fully welded around.

Muffler I brought them…they made it fit, alright….

…by cutting up my S2 rear bumper without even asking or mentioning they had to/wanted to do it beforehand.

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http://www.motorgeek.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=39982

http://forums.nicoclub.com/best-blow-job-ever-t528723.html

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Havoc-Motorsport/147276331993607?sk=info

Review: 2011 Toyota Camry

My friend Austin had the misfortune of being rear-ended the same night he bought his turbo Thunderbird. While his car undergoes cosmetic surgery at the body shop, he gets to “enjoy” a 2011 Toyota Camry, a rental vehicle decked out with luxuries like seat belts, plastic hub caps, and a speedometer.

The current generation Camry isn’t something an auto enthusiast buys on purpose. Its a me-too pile of car for people too busy or unconcerned to do their research.

In recent years, Toyota increased its quantity of rental fleet sales to make up for falling retail transactions, which has a detrimental effect on brand image and resale value. When a Camry is offered to me at a rental counter I try to ask for something else, anything else. Heck, even a Ford Econoline panel van has more character and interest.

Anyway, here’s Austin’s review with video:

http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/community-lounge-introductions-general-discussion/226054-review-2011-toyota-camry.html

Specifications:

2.5-Liter 4-Cylinder DOHC 16-Valve Dual VVT-i

169 hp @ 6000 rpm

167 lb.-ft. @ 4100 rpm

6-speed Electronically Controlled automatic overdrive Transmission (ECT-i) with intelligence and sequential shift

MacPherson strut front suspension with gas-filled shock absorbers and stabilizer bar; dual-link independent MacPherson strut rear suspension with gas-filled shock absorbers and stabilizer bar

Variable-assist power rack-and-pinion

Curb weight (lb.): 3263

EPA Fuel Economy City/Highway: 22/33

Do you still read car magazines?

The death of editor and publisher David E Davis Jr corresponds sadly with the decline of automotive print media.

Autoweek, Jalopnik, Autonews, and Autoblog provide more than sufficient coverage of current events. Forums like NICOClub, CadillacOwners, GMInsideNews, and VWVortex offer brand and model-specific interactive communities where people make friends, share knowledge, and meet up in person.

Edmunds and ConsumerGuide offer model overviews, specs, comparisons, and ratings with a depth and width that used to require the purchase of Consumer Reports’ annually published paperback book.

Well-circulated blogs like Peter De Lorenzo’s Autoextremist or the little shack on the information highway known as jesda.com give a single author’s perspective with a focused, personality-driven following.

And if you want your shiny car magazine on TV, you have Motorweek, Fifth Gear, and four international versions of Top Gear.

This leaves Car and Driver, Automobile, Motor Trend, and Road and Track with limited space to justify their existence. Web sites have taken over as primary sources of automotive information, echoing each other on Facebook and Twitter like 24-hour cable news broadcasts. The slower publishing cycle cannot keep up.

Traditional magazines have made half-assed efforts at maintaining an online presence, throwing together poorly formatted web sites with cheesy looking popup ads, infrequently updated blogs, and loosely connected online communities. You’ll get more popup, cursor chasing, and text-embedded ads on Caranddriver.com than some porn sites. Until recently, most magazines used their web sites as nothing more than teasers to sell the print version.

So if the competition is free, what reason is there to pay twelve dollars a year for a magazine that only arrives once a month and publishes information that’s three to four weeks behind?

I’ll tell you that reason: quality.

Quality of Writing
Writing about cars is harder than you think. How do you convey the slop and mush of a Toyota Camry to the general public? What illustration methods do you use? Are there metaphors your audience can relate to? If the Camry is mush, then what’s your definition of sharp?

An automotive writer has to contend not only with a wide and varied public, but his own standards as a reviewer which have to be defined and consistently maintained. I could tell you all day long about how cheap the interior of a Chevy Aveo is or how buttery the road feels from the seat of my Cadillac Seville, but it takes wordsmiths like David Davis and Brock Yates to turn mundane observations into meaningful thoughts and emotions.

A good writer has a distinct voice. When I, for example, read about one of Peter Egan’s road trips, I can imagine his inflection and the tone of his voice by the way he uses language. Guys like Ray Wert at Jalopnik do an admirable job of churning out casually written and perfectly readable daily material, but the finesse is missing.

And perhaps that has less to do with the quality of the author and more to do with the time frame of a monthly publication. Having 15 to 20 days to publish, edit, and research your material allows for more polishing and refinement.

The delay allows a traditional publication to offer better interviews, deeper comparisons, higher quality photos, and richer historical information than a hastily published blog. I know this because it takes me anywhere from two minutes to three hours to compile an article. That’s quite a difference from three weeks. I also have the option of going back and correcting my mistakes (I often do), so the concern for accuracy and quality is less.

Like most bloggers, I’m not a journalist, so I’m held to a much lower standard of objectivity and truth.

Quality of Media
In theory, a web site offers unlimited depth with the possibility of detailed pictures of nooks and crannies that you can’t see with an 11×9 inch piece of paper. You can’t zoom in on an interior shot of a Maserati Quattroporte and you can’t listen to the rumble of the Q’s Italian V8.

But there’s something real about holding a magazine, something official and substantive. I’ll never forget the first time I saw the Cadillac XLR. There was a preview story in Automobile Magazine in 2003, possibly late 2002. With child-like joy, I walked over to my girlfriend and her mom who were sitting in the living room, showed them the page, and said “Look at this. I love this car. What do you think of it? I HAVE TO HAVE IT. I WILL OWN THIS.”

I still haven’t owned my dream Cadillac, but I intend to. The four inch wide magazine photo sold me.

I currently subscribe to Motor Trend, Road and Track, Car and Driver, and Automobile through Zinio, an iPad/PC-based magazine viewer. For $7 a year, I can read whatever I want, whenever I want, from the palm of my hand. Unfortunately, a ten-inch tablet still requires scrolling and zooming to read all of the text.

Even on a 22” computer monitor, Zinio requires quite a bit of zooming. Electronic displays have limited resolution while glossy print tends to be sharper and easier on the eyes. The Zinio app is also quite slow, taking several seconds to jump from page to page, even on a new PC.

A paper magazine lets you flip carelessly through the pages, and each time you flip (usually while sitting on the can), you find something new. The sequentially organized ebook format translates poorly to magazines, encouraging the reader to work through the publication in order. Its a chore.

I do have a paper subscription to Nines, the owners magazine published by the Saab Club of North America. Nines’ basic production quality, personal stories, and unique photos make the issues somewhat collectible and cherished.

When my Zinio subscriptions come up for renewal, I will probably switch back to print.

Quality of Interaction
Compared to the cacophony of online content, the handpicked “Letters to the Editor” section is refreshingly sanitized, despite its obvious limitations.

A blog theoretically allows unlimited contributions from unlimited people, but who are you interacting with? You might get a dozen knowledgeable folks contributing to a discussion out of a thousand ignorant know-nothings who post because they love the sound of their voice, leading each other into a sewer of ignorance. Instead of one focused, polished, and coherent author with a clear direction, you get a bus load of angry drunks armed with megaphones and baseball bats.

Autoblog, for example, is knee-deep in trolls.

Discussions tend to devolve into left and right-wing politics, erroneously blaming everything in the universe on Bush and Obama.

Corporate Ownership
Its not all sunshine and roses at car magazines either. Today’s “auto rags” have declined in quality.

Media consolidation, even in the blogosphere, has diluted the honesty and sharpness of writing. Competing publications may have their own writers, but several fall under the umbrella of a shared holding company. The push for more advertisers to make up for falling subscriptions has lead to friendlier writing, which means less scathing reviews and gentler words for shitty cars.

For proof, read what happened to Steve Burgess of The Detroit News (he was later rehired and given an apology).

The colorful, user-friendly internet as we know it is still a teenager, a product of the early 90s. The interactive and social “Web 2.0” revision is even younger. Perhaps online publishers need time to mature. In the meantime, I’ll continue paying to receive paper in the mail.

Jetta Recall: Honk horn, car shuts off.

The new 2011 US-market Jetta is quickly earning a reputation among the automotive press as a forgettable, downmarket lump on four wheels. Unfortunately, defects like this make the Jetta unintentionally memorable.

Imagine rolling down the road at 60mph and blasting your horn at someone just about to cut you off, when suddenly your brand new Jetta rolls to a stop. Volkswagen says the problem is rare.

Under certain rare circumstances using the horn could cause a short circuit that would, in turn, cause an electronic part called a converter box to disconnect from the car’s power supply, a VW spokeswoman said.

The converter box supplies power to various components, including the headlights, wipers and the engine controller. Cutting off power to the engine controller shuts off the car’s engine.

The previous Jetta was a fun, lively, tightly assembled machine with sharp styling and an unusually nice interior. Volkswagen charged accordingly for the level of sophistication.

The new generation uses a rear torsion beam to save on production costs and comes with a significantly downgraded interior that’s on par with the Corolla but quite a step down from the Hyundai Elantra. Volkswagen’s intent is to break free of its niche status (less than 2% of the US market) and conquer North America with value-priced cars. The problem is, GM, Ford, and Hyundai are already ten steps ahead with the Cruze, Focus, and Elantra, offering high value and low sticker prices.

Using VW’s cult-cool Apple-like brand cachet to sell downgraded cars may actually work in the short term, but its like charging 25% less for a tub of ice cream that’s 50% smaller. Eventually, customers feel like they’ve been duped.

http://money.cnn.com/2011/03/28/autos/vw_jetta_horn_recall/index.htm?hpt=T2

David E Davis Jr Dies at 80

Davis founded Automobile Magazine and served as editor at Car and Driver. He died in Ann Arbor MI due to complications from bladder surgery. Davis earned a reputation for being feisty and engaging in rivalries with Brock Yates, his protege Jean Jennings, and the rest of the automotive world. I most enjoyed his contributions to Automobile in the late 90s and early 2000s, sharing his affection for Nissans, Jaguars, and Cadillacs.

…in her story in the April issue of Automobile on its 25th birthday, Jennings wrote of Davis as “the most interesting, most difficult, cleverest, darkest, most erudite, dandiest, and most inspirational, charismatic and all-around damnedest human being I will ever meet. I have loved him. I have seriously not loved him. But this isn’t an obituary, so we don’t have to get into any weepy crap here.”

Quality Reading:

“12 Months of Richly Varied Personal Transportation”

David E Davis Jr, 1930-2011

“If the original Henry Ford was still alive he’d be building Subarus”

“A couple of car investments I’d like to do over”

David E Davis Jr vs Brock Yates – Great Rivalries

David E Davis Jr Dies

Video:

“David E Davis fired for truth-telling, wants Jean Jennings dead”


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Police Drop Gang Member In Rival Territory

Problem: Gang violence among Chicago youth.
Solution: Bring them together?


Watch Video: http://vimeo.com/21360319

Chicago police drove a detained suspect into rival gang territory and opened the rear door of the police vehicle (a Chevy Tahoe), exposing the detainee to a mob of rival gang members. In the video, the young man is seated far away from the open door, covering his face in fear.

The two police officers from this video have been assigned to desk duty during the investigation.

Weekly Wrap-Up – 26 March 2011

The week ending Saturday, 26 March 2011.

Japan – Japanese auto production resumes, slowly. A full recovery may take months.
General Motors resumes pickup truck production at its Louisiana plant after resolving Japanese supply issues.
Toyota continues Prius production.
Nissan resumes production as well.

Scott Burgess – The sharp-tongued writer for The Detroit News resigned after editors softened his scathing review of the Chrysler 200 over advertiser complaints. He was hired back with an apology from the paper.

wpid-arrowdown-2011-03-26-08-00.gif UAW – The United Auto Workers are taking on external causes to win over a public weary of union entitlements. On Friday, under the direction of UAW President Bob King, the UAW disrupted business at a Bank of America branch expressing discontentment over the bank’s supposed underpayment of corporate taxes. They seem to have forgotten GM’s $45 billion tax break, a tax break that may keep several UAW members employed as the automaker emerges from bankruptcy.

wpid-arrowdown-2011-03-26-08-001.gif Detroit – The Motor City loses a quarter of its population, mostly due to blacks relocating to suburbs with lower crime and better schools.

wpid-arrowdown-2011-03-26-08-002.gif Saab – Saab CEO Jan Ake Jonsson has resigned. During its first year of independence from GM, Saab lost $308 million, though losses were expected as the company struggles to build sales momentum and expand to Russia and China.

wpid-1__@__arrowdown-2011-03-26-08-00.gif General Motors – CEO Dan Akerson is under fire for GM’s fire sale pricing and for comparing automobiles to cans of soda.

Vintage Factory Radios, Still Working

Its sometimes remarkable to see an old well-maintained car on the road, even more remarkable when the factory radio is installed and still working.


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In the video above, the factory 8-track player in a 1978 Grand Marquis still works, and it doesn’t sound bad at all. When switching from FM to AM, the mechanical presets switch as well. My dad’s 1978 Honda Civic had an AM/FM radio like this with one speaker in the center of the dash. To set a station, you pulled the reset switch and pushed it in to set it. It wasn’t always precise and the mechanical nature of it sometimes caused it to lose track of the preset, but it got the job done.


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The classic Saab 900 had the option of an equalizer and spectrum analyzer mounted in the lower half of the center stack. The lights danced with a slightly delayed motion for a fluid appearance.


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The radio above is remarkable for its motorized automatic tuner. From the video caption:

In 1959 any radio was an option and most people opted for the standard AM Pushbutton Radio. Of course there was no FM or Stereo in 1959 but you could get a rear seat speaker!

Ford did offer a rare option that is present and working in this car. It is called a Town and Country radio and used a motorized mechanism to turn the dial until a signal was acquired. The “T” bar closed in on the stronger stations when in Town where more radio stations existed. The “C” button settled for the weaker signals it could locate on the open road of the “Country”. Pretty rare option and especially unusual to find one that looks this good and actually works! Don’t plan to plug in your IPOD though!

Its the mechanical predecessor to digital scan/seek!

Here’s some Saab head units:

Of course, you can’t talk about vintage car audio without mentioning the Becker Mexico:


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The Mexico was available in Mercedes-Benzes and earned a reputation for clean sound and reliability. A modernized lookalike of the Becker Mexico is out there for someone who wants the classic look with modern technology:

I wanted one for the Crossfire, but $1500 Euro is a bit steep.